X FACTOR- It's 'Queen Versus Michael Jackson' Week!

[Raahh]

Yes, really. Because they are so similar and everything. I think they have done this before with exactly the same songs.

Tonight, the songs are

Andrea Faustini
Somebody To Love

Paul Akister
Don’t Stop Me Now

Lauren Platt
I’ll Be There

Stereo Kicks
You Are Not Alone

Only The Young
Blame It On The Boogie

Ben Haenow
Man In The Mirror

Fleur East
Will You Be There

Jay James
The Show Must Go On

Stevi Ritchie
Bohemian Rhapsody

Why is he dressed as Freddie Mercury? It's not Stars in your eyes,

I think him and Simon are bumping uglies

Thing is, he only has to pick a dozen lines of the song.

Oh dear.

Bye Steve- though he was probably not vocally the worst.

Me too coconut, you just know that Simon has a servant rub him down with anti bacterial gel after hugging Stevi.

Your loss, Calamity.

He became a twat.

WTF IS LOUIS ON?!!!!

So what's our take on multiple Stevies and a rubbery orgy?

Still looks like a chipmunk too

He is AWFUL. That was like a low budget porn film made by the Low Security Prison wing in their theatre rehabilitation programme.
There, Louis/Dermie. Work that fecker in.

You going dillite?

I've fallen down the rabbit hole.

Is everyone in Essex climbing up the greasy showbiz pole?

Now I remember why I hated 'Stars in your eyes'

oh, get your own lines Chezza.

Ah I do like him bless him

Ugh, Stevi and Simon bumping uglies, I'm so not sleeping tonight.

Louis TOTES stealing my David Brent line.

Stars in your eyes is coming back!

Don't think I can make it, Calamity. I've got my toenails to cut.

Melty really wants to be the new wanger.

Oh do STFU Simon.

He needs to stop fondling that mike.

Big band week next week?!!! Oh god stevi has to go

You could pick up the shopping in Asda while you were there though.