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X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

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Raahh · 06/09/2014 11:15

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week? Grin

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Wine
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RudolphUcker · 06/09/2014 20:25
CalamitouslyWrong · 06/09/2014 20:25

Who actually says 'Hubba hubba'?

Why is auditioning for xfactor uk?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 06/09/2014 20:25

Best chat up line ever.

'I'm a shepherd as well as a handyman.'

TheFairyCaravan · 06/09/2014 20:25

I like him!

squoosh · 06/09/2014 20:26

A once sang this Enrique song to me.

It was all over. Can't respect a man who sings enrique.

CalamitouslyWrong · 06/09/2014 20:26

Crying. Hmm

BOFster · 06/09/2014 20:26

Ah, more weeping military types Grin

SweetsForMySweet · 06/09/2014 20:26

Mel B is going to launch herself at that guy in a minute!! Of course he got through!

squoosh · 06/09/2014 20:26

A man once sang that song to me.

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Raahh · 06/09/2014 20:26

Oh look at the lady in the ballgown.

Queen Christina. I can scream like that. In tune , too.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 06/09/2014 20:26

This one's brought a guitar.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 06/09/2014 20:27
Shock

Who stole my lederhosen>>

Blush
SirNoel · 06/09/2014 20:27

What is with the hair?!

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 06/09/2014 20:27

Charlie moon face

snice · 06/09/2014 20:27

Louis rocks in his chair like one of those depressed zoo animals

CalamitouslyWrong · 06/09/2014 20:27

If I were judging this, I'd be praying that people were going to be great too. Imagine having to sit through queen batshit in person.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 06/09/2014 20:27

Oh my God - subtitles actually put 'growls' when Mel B spoke.

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Raahh · 06/09/2014 20:28

'Schreet'

Sh- amazing! Where is Sch-it singer when we need her?

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SirNoel · 06/09/2014 20:28

I like this guy

RudolphUcker · 06/09/2014 20:28

I think we should make the James Blunt one and that American fight it out to the death.

Mingehead just saw a bloke with no eyelashes and a guitar, though the world needed another whining Sheeran type and saw the $$$$, innit?

CalamitouslyWrong · 06/09/2014 20:28

Why is this guy in xfactor? He's cynical enough that he should know better.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 06/09/2014 20:29

Raahh - you've now thread-named her - 'Schit-singer'

squoosh · 06/09/2014 20:29

Stupid beard.

That's all.

RudolphUcker · 06/09/2014 20:29

If you're going to have that twatty beard line, at least make it STRAIGHT, man.
He has the Pisa of facial topiary

SirNoel · 06/09/2014 20:29

His chin hair isn't straight!

How mortifying