X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

I fear that we'll all be disappointed by the promised 'abundance of talent'.

I like Keith Lemon . I blame DS1!

Hair extensions need to fuck off too.

Yay for drunk person!

Haha raahh. Tbh, I won't watch any of that shite either.

Squoosh I love Patti!

'I party'.

She's 24??

I'm loving your mood tonight squoosh.

Don't be silly, no one likes Keith Lemon. He's up there with Josef Fritzel.

I think I need more sugar to pep me up a bit!

Hahaaaaaa

Evening all.

My, this one is professionalism personified, isn't she?

I am cringing at the 'this is one of my favourite songs'.

That woman is more contrived and bullshitty than a very contrived bullshitty thing

Patti is scary isn't she Felix?

Squoosh I would NOT like to cross her

squoosh Sat 06-Sep-14 20:09:22
Don't be silly, no one likes Keith Lemon. He's up there with Josef Fritzel.*

Potential to be a twat

Ah but Cheryl, it's not her first audition....

There is an Oasis tribute act playing on the sports field behind my house. I don't know who is worse!

Ow my ears!

Drunk is what everyone should be on xfactor.

I think this right here is the moment I finally stop caring

She does NOT look 24. Take heed, kids!