X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Another one who has had his pegs done.

Did. Mel's daughter do her eye make up?

It's a yes, yes, yes from me.

He is gorgeous!

This is like a Charlie Brooker spoof.

Hot. Hmm. Hot grief.

I think X Factor is far beyond spoof and parody at this stage!

"You're hot because your little brother died".

Good lord she's not had any for a bit

YY, send him home. Didn't really feel the bereavement. they wanted more tears.
it's all so icky. Yeah, I went there. ICKY. Making him do that, and his poor family.ICKY.

ARENA

So arenas next week. Oh joy,

ARENAS,already!

Hot grief

It sounds like a group that sings at funerals. And do interpretive dance.

See yas next week

Mel is turned on by that alluring mix of Northern and Bereaved. Psssst, right sizzling, that.

Hot Grief is so much more moving than Plain Person's Grief.

So next week we get ARENAS.

When do we get the Chairs?

If they put him into a boy and, they can call it hot grief. Or, at least, we will.

I will be disappointed hey haven't taken up any of our suggestion for trapdoors over crocodile infested waters etc for the musical chairs bit.

Cal- that would be the BEST THING ever!

(kind of)

Crocodiles, trap doors , a bloke with a long hook.

Or film it over a swimming pool. From a great height. With sharks.

I'm temped to watch syfy's rip off of Indiana jones and the crystal skulls now (rather than the shite that is the xtra factor).

See you all next week.

B'bye!!

I have X Factor news! Just read that from bootcamp/judges houses onwards there will be THREE SHOWS A WEEK. Friday, Saturday & Sunday nights

WHAAAAT?! I don't think I'll cope. One night of merciless ridicule a week, and I'm all but out of ire.