X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

This woman is my mind's image of a typical mumsnetter. Sorry guys.

Yeah, you audition for the great acoustics...

I thought the horse shagger was Catherine the Great?

Lol at 'the Great'. Noel the Awesome

Try doing what she just did as a sealion impression, with the flappy flippers and everything. happy days here.

BOFster: tbh, it's not far off my image of a typical MNer either.

Not any of you lot, of course...

Ahh, yes, you're right. Oops. I made the merely scurrilous libellous.

Pure Po in a tiara, yup.

On god I am crying laughing at this thread and I've gone a bit hysterical

She reminded me of whoojamacallit- Bridget Jones mate

Sally Phillips of course doh

DS1 agrees with BOF. He's sure that folks on MN are exactly like QC with her voice in the stratosphere.

OK- I'm going to catch up super quick...

I am a bit poorly tonight so am finding this thread very soothing-its like knowing theres still fun and humour going on out there even though my brains like mashed potato

I for one AM sitting here in my customised ballgown and papier mache crown. I thought we all were?

People who are simply there to flirt. Probably better than actually auditioning.

Ah, this is a scouser- I saw this audition on the Echo website.

aww, snice

Schhhhh=tree' li'
Lakatar.

She's very pretty.

........but looks the sort of girl to give you a snidey eye in the toilets at a club.

I have seen 10 and her made up song and cabaret act.

eurgh.

Ha Rudy you must look ridiculous

Gwan, Bof, take it. Shtree' lif'

Schtreet. Oh dear. Thing is, that's the sort of shit you hear in the charts all the bloody time.

5000 people in Wembly.

It's an ARENA, baby!

Officially signing in for this years x factor. Saw last weeks, not impressed by this weeks at all. Yet.