X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

THREE!!

oh blimey....

Three shows a week! Over-fucking-kill.

Between this and referendum I might need to pour myself some cooking sherry.

Three shows a week. why?

That's a dreadful idea. It's bad enough with two bloody shows a week, we don't need one on Friday too.

I don't know if I can commit emotionally to three shows