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X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

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Raahh · 06/09/2014 11:15

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week? Grin

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Wine
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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:30

Really like Chezza's wasp-chewing

BOFster · 07/09/2014 20:30

I think we've found our panto villain.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:31

Tbh, I'm with chezza here. That may be a first.

RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:31

She has a face like a really sulky fish. Like La Gaga.
Chezza was right.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:31

squoosh- exactly. I'd rather see that on a loop than listen to her.

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nancy75 · 07/09/2014 20:31

cheryl off to have a sulk now

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:31

Yes. BOF. Definitely panto villain.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:32

The toy story that time forgot.

BOFster · 07/09/2014 20:32

I wonder how she'll shape up during Jedward Week?

RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:33

She will do a Klitty and sit on the stage or flash her crotch at Mingehead or something and be deliciously hateful. I do hope they bring back the group performance at Boot camp. That was always fabulous

squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:33

Chezza is a bitchy little madam though. She's very possessive of her position as premier talentless pop bot.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:34

Yy to group performance - Klittygate was hilarious.

SirNoel · 07/09/2014 20:34

I'm backing her, purely because Biffa hates her so much

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:34

I'd be horrified if I got all that shite and so little actual ice cream (or frozen yoghurt) in my pot.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:34

The ultimate sulky fish

X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!
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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:35

There was a lot of pink hair in that montage.

Is that bob the blobfish?

squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:36

Ahh she's a dub.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:36

making mammy proud- CHECK!

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RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:36

The missing Corrs sister with a Scouse Brow. They hounded her out of the group cos she wouldn't pluck.

BOFster · 07/09/2014 20:36

Sybil from Downton isn't getting the gigs then?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:36

Is my TV on Dynamic mode or is Simon extra orange?

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:36

Now this one has regulation Geordie hair dye. Don't think they're in Gateshead any more though.

squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:36

I love Bonnie Raitt.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:36

I love blobfish. I think they are much maligned.

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squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:37

Blobfish is what my soul looks like.