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X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

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Raahh · 06/09/2014 11:15

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week? Grin

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Wine
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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:53

I do like how they edited out the bit where she hugged her girlfriend there. Don't want too much overt sexual diversity.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:53

Returnee! Who was ditched for Rylan. How crap is that?

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:53

I've never been to Leeds. Actually I've not been north of London. I'll never be a singer....

RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:54

I am so pleased that at least 30% of these are returnees. Does that mean 2015 we are due for a visit from Nanfucker? Wanger? Psycho Aidan with his spiky poos? Tesco Mary? Eggnog?
My little cup would runneth over.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:54

I've been to Leeds. I even considered going to university there. Twice.

BOFster · 07/09/2014 20:54

Dermot really needs to burn those polyester shirts.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:54

Oh god please let Badger return!!

squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:54

I'm not sure about the hound's tooth blouson.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:55

They want to tell him he is shit.

He's singing it too fast.

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squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:55

That guitar strap makes him look a bit like Geoffrey from Rainbow.

RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:55

I've not been to Leeds either. I don't much want to if they're going to be singing and/or rude with garish lipstick

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:55

There is a list?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:56

Tell us a sob story then.

BOFster · 07/09/2014 20:56

Come on, make them FEEL all the death.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:56

I remember him, his brother was very ill when evil Shitsinger sent him home.

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squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:56

Ugh, the 'dead sibling' bit was a bit rehearsed on Mel's part.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:56

BOF Grin

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:57

I like this guy. 'Yeah, but everyone has'. Arrogant annoying girl who they let through earlier should take note.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:57

All the obvious songs are being trotted out by this bloke.

How many extra chances does he need??

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Vivacia · 07/09/2014 20:57

Sorry, had to find this thread to say, how fucking exploitative is this?

RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:57

Geoffrey Grin

NancyHaze · 07/09/2014 20:57

SayCoolNowSayWhip

She was a slim young blonde thing, singing 'Feels Like Home'

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:58

Send him home.

Just for a giggle.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:58

It's a mix of exploitative and really annoyingly staged.

squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:58

In fairness to him he didn't seem to eager to pimp out his sob story.