Celeb Masterchef - the final - come on, Soph!

[TheSpottedZebra]

Shiney new thread...

Ávrio folks.

Not wishing to be unkind, but how was/is Jodie a model? She has an unusual face

A demain...

I too have pistachios from Lidl, DH annoys me to buggery by leaving the damn shells everywhere worse than Lego if you stand on one!

Thank god he is gone
He was getting on my nerves
See you all tomorrow for the final

Just caught up on I player: Wayne, what a disaster, he shouldn't have got that far, better people were eliminated in the first round.

Going away tomorrow so will miss it, unless the place has a TV.

Is Celeb Masterchef always this low-key? Doesn't seem enough that that was part of the final.

Glad Wayne is finally gone, no matter how adorable he is. (Loved how often he was stood next to Jodie.)

Exceedingly annoyed to have missed this. But will catch up via the trusty Sky box and present myself tonight at 8.30.

Thank GOD Wayne's out. Blagging it is all well and good but it does make me very suspicious of the genuineness of everyone's apparent ability. If someone so inept could get to the actual final I deduce there's something very wrong dons deerstalker & Inverness cape and puffs pipe in meaningful fashion

Evening all

Hello all, the final at last, it seems to have gone on forever, I think Jodie will win, but would like Charley to win

Charley's wife is no fool, encouraging him on his months long round the world travels!

Ellon. Can I say, before we concentrate on food. Jodie's dh, Hubba hubba.

I still heart Sophie

Sophie for me too!

Evening!

May I share with you all (?) my 'Masterchef Moment' du jour? Getting ahead for a shindig tomorrow I thought I'd whip up a nice veggie lasagne. Cooked it all and layered it up etc etc. I was quite lucky as this was quite easy for I had pre-made, frozen and defrosted my bechamel.

So - layery layery, all good. Then I noticed my bechamel was starting to melt, which was odd. Then I realised that I had mixed up my bechamel with my... buttercream icing.

Must start to label frozen stuff.

Ello, ffs.

Despite her whispery voice

oh, she's married to him!!!

Yes, Jodie's husband was yum! Her house was lovely too.

Why can't I wander in a sun dappled meadow with a handsome posh boy?

Zebra-aw. (Snort)

Buttercream lasagne

I'd probably eat it anyway!

Oh no, Spotted! I speak as the woman who put frozen stock-cubes in her g & t, thinking it was lime-juice

I want Sophie to be my best friend. I love her.

I never knew Sophie was married to him

I did try the buttercream lasagne - well, pre-ovened. I hoped that as it had sweet squash in it, that it might somehow work?

It really, really didn't. The mushrooms and the garlic just did not mesh with the sweet sweet vanilla.

Am mostly pissed off as I have always been adamant that I don't need to label freezer stuff, that I don't get any packets mixed up nor forget dates.

Arse.