Celeb Masterchef - the final - come on, Soph!

[TheSpottedZebra]

Shiney new thread...

Who is she married to? Dh was ranting.

I'm sorry, but that stuffed pasta looks rank. End of.

Halsall - I bet you had a swig of the G+TxSTOCK, didn't you?
Just to check...

Ah no Spotted, buttercream lasagne, could take off, you never know

So does she not have to make up the lasagne only heat it and plate it

Smear of mash!

Spotted, I drank it.

The shame.

Dh almost expired laughing

I once made garlic tainted creme brûlée. It got eaten.

The pud looks like a boob.

It's a Carry On pudding,

Maybe I am just avant garde? Maybe buttercream lasagne is the samphire of 2016?

Hi

Can I join in please? I watch MC but not joined in on a thread before and past experience on involved threads mean I can't keep up and disappear never to be seen again.

I would like Sophie to win.

Hello Itsfab!

Welcome itsfab. Join the crew!

I'd eat it though Squoosh.
We are back to assemblage aren't we? Oh no, they have to cook it, my mistake.
Dh, bless him, says it's friends and family of celebrity mc.

That pasta dish is ridiculous. 3 sauces? How would you even keep all the dots separate on your plate? Surely they'd just splodge together?

Oh she does have to cook it, thanks goodness for that, otherwise I could have won masterchef

Hi Itsfab

Charley - STOP TOUCHING YOUR HAIR. TIE IT BACK.

The ladeeeeeez have.

Who's is the chef?
I missed the beginning.

busy cooking to sub Michelin standard

And they have help

Welcome it'sfab. Pull up a fig and samphire g and t.

is
and I had some
as is clearly evident

Can't remember his name coffee

I'm stuffing myself with those marshmallow teacake things oh and beer

Hmm. Tempering chocolate is not easy

Hmmm, is Sophie doing that thing where she talks differently (as in, her accent changes) when speaking with A Forrin ?

Tomado.

Is he from Made in Chelsea?