Celeb Masterchef - the final - come on, Soph!

[TheSpottedZebra]

Shiney new thread...

I wouldn't mind if Charley wins, but if he does, he needs to correct the spelling mistake on his name.

I couldn't care less who wins, tbh.

I think we can all guess that Wayne isn't making it through to tomorrow.

I do admire Wayne's posture however.

Do you reckon that Greg does his terrifying smile just to make them even more nervous?

Yes she's very happy clappy coffee, I keep expecting her to burst into song

I want Charley to win now

I'd love someone to turn around and say "I had blah blah blah and if I never have it again it will be too soon, disgusting"

I want Sophie to win, I love her luvviness.

Yes. Greg is only there to horrify both contestants and audience.

No jay Rayner tonight then.

Lamb's tongue. Eurgh.

My mum used to feed us cow's tongue in the 80's. So vile.

I bet Jodie would smash your ankles to pieces if you went near her on the hockey pitch.

But surely he can use bitter chocolate and then the sweet and creamy Ice cream will be great Greg. Bitter being your adjective of choice for chocolate.

Deconstructed cheesecake. Yawn.

Two lots of bloody pea purée.

Pea puree x 2!

Do not like the sound of Charleys at all

I am very bored of poached pears on masterchef.

I also love Jay Rayner, and loved the time his wife came on here to chit chat to people who were perving over him admiring his professional achievements.

Lemon posset is the easiest pud in the world to make. Iranian pistachios or not.

I like jay Rayner too, but I'm not going to perv over him. In fact, celeb masterchef is an entirely perv free zone.

Wayne said on Lorraine that he didn't have a kitchen in his house and had to have one built so he could practise cooking

I was going to say that squoosh. I think he specified Iranian pistachios to make it sound more impressive.

Food critics really are the last word in wankerdom.

What, exactly, is alpha food?

The sauce with the curd combo is not very aesthetically pleasing.

The gravy looks quite fatty and thin.