Celeb Masterchef - the final - come on, Soph!

[TheSpottedZebra]

Shiney new thread...

"A nice pear"

Ok, so she can cook, but WTF's with the breathy voice....

I know...ignore me...

Never fear, Wayne is coming next. He won't do better than you soph.

I wonder if Sophie's mum and sister are watching this, throwing red roses at the screen crying 'Brava'.

I didn't know a fish could be noble.

This looks seriously grim.

That looks like a hospital meal circa 1973.

Biggins would have produced something much nicer!

Does Sophie live on same street as her sister and mum?

Savagely unappealing. And lots of eurgh.

Also smells so bad he don't eat it.

Arf.

Good job he's making the easiest dessert in the world.

I can imagine sharing a bottle or 2 of wine with Wayne and having a right giggle, he could go in my handbag on the way home

He's burnt the biscuits.

I hope Biggins is having a lovely time on whatever job he threw the comp for. Or maybe he went to the Caribbean for summer? I imagine him there, not on the Med.

What I want to see is how they pretend there's any discussion about who's going home.

I bet Wayne turns into a demon after a few glasses of Sauv Blanc.

Oh I forgot that Biggins got the urgent phone call summoning him to drink Campari on Roger Moore's yacht.

I've googled 'Iranian pistachios' so you don't have to.
It seems that in 2012 they were BY FAR the largest producer, more than 2x bigger than the 2nd placed (US).

So maybe Iranian pistachios are actually the defacto pistachio?

Greg's thoughtful face there. Incredible acting, almost 'smell the fart' style.

Lemon posset with default pistachios would have been a great dish.

Yeah, not really.

I've switched to my phone so will take me ages to reply...and now I'm missing .most of it

The producers still like to pretend there's any tension there at all.

Wayne's hilarious, wish I could spin like that!

My pistachios are from Lidl, but henceforth I shall refer to them only as Iranian pistachios.

Or I might up-swank them further and call them Persian Pistachios.