Celeb Masterchef - the final - come on, Soph!

[TheSpottedZebra]

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The plate looks very greasy.

That Charles Campion looks like the sort to dress up in a nappy and pay someone to treat him as a baby.

Arf @ squoosh.

The dessert looks alright.

I was just thinking that he looks like Augustus Gloop

I hate hot chocolate desserts.

I'd be a terrible critic.

The pea purée looks horrible.

Another atrocious gravy.

Imagine having sex with the non Augustus Gloop critic, he'd give you a full and frank run down of all your failings!

The stone cold food john and Greg are tasting looks really grim.

I agree with Gloopy re. 'deconstructed'.

They don't like the deconstruction!

I don't want to imagine having sex with any of the critics, thanks very much.

I like a big chunk of cheesecake base, that's a few meagre crumbs.

It's entirely the wrong biscuit to cheese to rhubarb ratio.

squoosh

No she didn't. Her main course was slightly late.

Don't worry Calam, I'll keep my thoughts on Gregg's sexual proclivities to myself!

Please do squoosh. it's bad enough having to watch him eat.

Gloop would have sex with you while holding a pork pie in one hand

And resting his glass of port on your bum.

Awwwww, happy for Soph.

It looks a bit crap meh though.

Arf

'A nice pair'. Ooo-er Gloop!

It is incredibly dull though. Hard to get excited about.