Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

Italic fail.

He is jolly.

Evening Ellenora! I have !

Bloody hell, sorry coffee, that was meant to say, Oh crap, I hate that coffeeinbed, referring to you having to leave the bath early, so sorry about the typo

I have dates, and wine.
Am happy.

Arf at ellenora!

Ooh lovely Halsall, I have beer, very bold on a school night

I got that!

I've got half a packet of deconstructed mars bars, in honour of masterchef.

I reckon tom is a mums netter

I just thought - ah, sod it

I have jelly beans.

But I did have cumin-roasted cauliflower earlier so I feel mastercheffy.

So mainly they'll just be chopping things on a micro level, so far?

DH is preparing a Snickers three ways while I have the TV paused. I have challenged him to make it ballottine, sous vide and quenelled...

Main looks very brown.

OOO last week and I late.
Tom K is nice bloke tho innit?

Jack is a brown noser !!!

Has Tom K become a lot smaller suddenly?

Phew coffee, apologies again

Glad you have wine, I could say it's the beer talking but I just opened one now

They are all a bit star struck, it's quite sweet.

Malted milk ice cream of yum

Pud looks delicious.

Desert's brown as well.

I could neck that right now

Ooh ping looks a bit flustered for the first time!