Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

I hate scotch egss, and his look horrible

Me too . The cheese sarniie cave-aged cheddar served between 2 tranches of artisan bread needs a little something to help it down.

That was for ellenora btw!

I like scotch eggs but hate runny egg so I wouldn't eat that.

Oh come on Luke, you can't move dahn borough market for fancy scotch eggs these days, don't give yourself airs, boy.

Someone died on Michael's plate?

Evening - I am tardy- was mainlining a big gravy chip
Marty raw meat s looks mingin

That looks a mess, Pob.

It's a mess.
Probably tastes yummy.

Lol gregg @ takeaway leftovers

Halsall, you need a large glass of vintage matured grape juice of the rouge variety

Prob you are the weakest link

They are wasting two portions!!

Heh heh

'If you've been affected by the dishes served in this episode, please call the number on the screen now'

Tiger mums got steam

I wish they would shut up about presentation, they slated poor Angela last night for it

Is calam doing the Eurovision??

Arf @ tea

She's very trendy with her street food.

The pork sandwich that's not a sandwich really looks fantastic.

Strange steam-bread anyone

I LOVE that ping told them how to eat it.

Ping to win. Taxi for Michael.

They moulding ping to win