Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

Hi ohdear

I'm feeding mini me!!

Hello! It sounds as if just one will go home tonight.

We had chicken dippers and chips Halsall, we are so sophisticated in our house, nothing but the best for us

Why do they need to sit at table when they usually eat stood up

It's not even deconstructed, Ellenora, let alone 3, 4 or 5 ways

Stop the samphire, and hold the halloumi! Michael is only 30???

I had Costco pizza

So they have to serve Gregg and John in the resturant instead of the kitchen, what's the difference

John's still wearing his whites, I see. I think Gregg should be allowed his bunnet, it's only fair

You should have cut the crusts off Halsall, you know, to get the whole experience of the cheese on the edge of the bread

Elllenora

I'm not loving any of the dishes so far to be honest

I had soup and ryvita - rock 'n' roll here!

Now you're just showing off beanandspud

That looks yummy!
I'm waiting for DH to get home so I'm ravenous.

Mind you, G&T is taking the edge off the hunger.

How on earth are they going to get their dishes through to the dining room on time without Greg and John shouting 'come on' 'you're late' 'what are you doing?' in their ears?

Oooooh, G&T, yes please posh.

Do you think the camera people get to eat the leftovers?

Scotch egg in black pudding, yawn. So far so gastro-pub

Anyone having a little friday drinky, I am

If I served food that looked like that do you think my kids would eat it?

Oh sorry crossed post with poshme, love a g&t, I'm having a beer

Gregg hypnotised by a scotch egg.