Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Where's the samphire? Where's the jizz foam?

I like how they show us an array of food we'd like to eat before we have to see sea bass with figs.

I've never been to wahaca.

Unusual for past contestant to be so honest. He must be broke.

Frankly, I'm not impressed by three ways. Anything less than 6 ways and they're just not trying hard enough.

Rabbit livers?

He'd be Lindy-hopping on out of there pretty sharpish if he cooked that for me.

Crikey, Alex is channeling Patrick from sewing bee

Fish and fruit first

I've never been to wahaca either. But i don't live in London.

No she can't show happiness

Do you think Holly's high bun is meant to make her eyebrows look lower?

Must say the fish and fruit looks nice

It looks ok.....

I'm wondering when we'll start seeing foraged foods.

Snurk @tea

Arf @ Calamitously btw

Wickle girly voice? Oh God they loved it. Why am I disappointed? Am I evil?

The fish looked yum!

Love how he cleared his plate

Sideshow bob...that's who he reminds me of

Where's her ambrosia can of rice pudding

Cat vom from holly

Helpful tip...don't drop it

Yes, food enraged from a London hedgerow! Maybe wild garlic or old man's beard fritters.

I prefer when they're feeding that huge food critic guy who acts unimpressed with everything yet always scoffs the lot