Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Oh bloody hell you lot are quick, I couldn't keep up last year but I'm really going to try this year, ok I'm up to the kicking out bit, didn't think pudding lady would go but knew deconstruction chappie would, I like lindyhop man, what is lindyhop by the way, knew bbq had a chance coz Greg likes her and she is blonde

Rofl @ sideshow bob

Where did my post go?
Oh well evening.
Mc bingo anyone? Fig. X cooked 3 ways. Foam. Suveed.
Holly is fucking me off big time. The eyebrows, drug dealer bun and affected voice.

That was his name on the thread Duffy! How did k forget!

Oh more fish and fruit

Used johnny fricassee ...

Oh, urban foraging is obviously way better than going out in the countryside.

Unless they're foraging for samphire. Then they'll be on a windswept welsh coast.

With fronds

Too wet, James

Hey has John got whites on when he clearly isn't cooking anything?

Lady's fish and fruit looks fab compared to the man fish and fruit

Oh dear. That's grim.

He's served enough sauce to call it soup.

God, that looks dull.

Isn't lindyhopping that sort of 40's jive rock n rolling dancing

He should have put the soup in little jugs and styled it out.

Does Sideshow never get fed at home?

Even to rode thinks it's soup with some fish on top.

I bet his brownies are dry.

James is serving the same sauce with his pud as he did with his fish?

His cake looks fab

Laughin out loud at this thread. Poor sideshow.

Curly former winner is still cute.
Tarragon-bleugh.

It's been my life long dream to be a chef, oh great how old are you, eh 19

Food is my passion

I love food, my mother taught me everything I know, really even how to handle criticism, good for her

That's my bingo effort by the way, hope I'm playing it properly

Why are they acting like chocolate, raspberry and vanilla is a surprising combo?

That pudding is so 2001!