Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

I love samphire (mn being sooooo slow tonight)

Yes. But she should have left it up to us to be amazed. Not said it herself.

Dhruv is my favourite ever contestant

I do not remember Chris at all

The sauce looks like water.

I wonder that if you made samphire with a fig sauce smear ...the master chef kitchen would implode in on itself like a black hole

Hang on, it's 20:40 and a lass has just served Seabass and Samphire, yet you'll all writing about brownies.

Why am I so behind?

Mmn my favorite. Floral milk

What does vermouth taste like?

Fig on shredded cardboard. Yum.

It's Easter themed. The nests look like what DS2 used to bring home from nursery. Except his had mini eggs in them, not bloody figs.

I paused for a minute or 2

That looks bogging. Sorry.

Is that Shredded Wheat?

One of the other contestants is doing brownies. They showed him mixing it up.

Oh yes shredded wheat mixed with chocolate... Mmmm

ah, the raw meat.

This looks like it could be raw

Their favourite Michael is doing brownies (I think).

Is 'I'm not happy with my sauce' another euphemism?

Heritage carrots !

Is that a Heritage Carrot?

Definitely. You'd need to salt your pears afterwards.

Bet gregg is happy with his sauce

Not sure about 'fried egg effect'

They look like breasts.