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Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

965 replies

Davros · 18/03/2014 16:45

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

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DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:30

Frenchy?

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:31

Farewell Mr.Fox. Beetroot jam a competition does not win

difficultpickle · 02/04/2014 20:32

I luvs Druhv

DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:32

Ex champs back for free lunch

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:32

Jam, fish and lumpy mash. It's a wonder that it isn't the national dish!

Halsall · 02/04/2014 20:32

FIGS!

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:32

Sea bass and samphire. And figs!!!!

beanandspud · 02/04/2014 20:32

FIGS!!!

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:33

Samphire BINGO

DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:33

Yaaaaaay the fig lorry has called

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:33

Pudding by IKEA

Halsall · 02/04/2014 20:34

And venison and lingonberry! Fruity meat!

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:35

It's the posh version of ikea meatballs.

StairsInTheNight · 02/04/2014 20:35

Trying to work out which one is going to served raw.

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:35

Is he making a fondant?

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:36

Brownie. How disappointing.

Halsall · 02/04/2014 20:36

I thought they were unleashing the chocolate fondants a bit early for a moment.

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:36

Boo to lack of fondant

DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:37

Yeah it will be out of a feckin tin gregg Hmm

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:37

It looked suspiciously like fondant mix. Maybe it'll be an undercooked, runny brownie.

We can only hope.

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:37

Ah wee Chris - he was lovely

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:39

I don't think she's realised that you're not supposed to say 'pretty amazing achievement' about your own work. Other people are supposed to say it about you.

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:39

Wow!! Alice in wonderland crayzee shit

difficultpickle · 02/04/2014 20:39

Well I'm amazed that she's managed to do that many cook books whilst working full time as a lawyer.

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:40

Hot cucumber.