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Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

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Davros · 18/03/2014 16:45

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 02/04/2014 20:21

Haha!

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:22

Susie's going with her flirty smile which won't help with farmyard trodden dinner

OhYouBadBadKitten · 02/04/2014 20:22

Beetroot purée never ever works. It goes grainy.

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:22

This is incredibly simple. Baby food that would be spat out at you and stain your top, fish, fondant potato and some leaves with basic dressing.

beanandspud · 02/04/2014 20:23

John obviously frequents very posh farmyards if he encounters 'beetroot sludge'.

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:23

Torodes turn for orgasm

OhYouBadBadKitten · 02/04/2014 20:24

I've never had horseradish hot enough :(

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:24

Why is there some baby food that's gone off on the plate?

Halsall · 02/04/2014 20:25

No teeth required for that pudding. No Dad dance from Gregg, I fear

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:25

Oh fuckety fuck.

StairsInTheNight · 02/04/2014 20:25

Eye contact! And Gregg is frustrated...

DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:25

Am surprised gregg isn't over panna cotta girl like a rash...

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:26

Wow- yum

difficultpickle · 02/04/2014 20:27

Duffy I thought he was eyeing her up as Mrs Gregg No 4 Grin

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:27

Or not

StairsInTheNight · 02/04/2014 20:27

Salty...pears?

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:27

Salt (and pepper) pear. He was hoping it would be the new salted caramel.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 02/04/2014 20:27

Why oh why salt your pears?

Halsall · 02/04/2014 20:28

A futile gesture is required at this stage of the competition.

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:28

Salting your pears has to be a euphemism for something.

DuffyMoon · 02/04/2014 20:28

difficult he just doesn't seem bothered ???less humpy

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:29

Grin@ calam

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/04/2014 20:30

Mark is hoping for sympathy. That's why he keeps pretending that he's less confident than he is.

StairsInTheNight · 02/04/2014 20:30

french guy and silver fox to go

cremolafoam · 02/04/2014 20:30

Au revoir salty pears