Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

You are not blown away...you look smug!

Ooooooo it's box time

How many more times must this very basic concept be explained?

Mackerel and orange - you missed that winning combo john

I love that he smelled the box. I'd do that.

Several, I fear.

It's almost a shame that they now separate sweet and savoury for the invention test. I miss the days when they experimented with broccoli and rhubarb tart served with spinach and honey ice cream.

That looks horrible. I guess that's the theme tonight

Gregg tries to look thoughtful

I didn't like the look of the pork chop at all

I know. I'm just uttering an existential wail of despair, Calamitously

Liver mcnuggets

Well they usually whack figs in the savoury box and beet root in the sweet and other such things. Fish and figs...

Rice pudding x 34

Should have had a butternut squash or a mushroom or two in that sweet box. Candied mushroom and lime rice pudding anyone?

Ah. Fish and beetroot? The figs are just implied.

@ Duffy

No figgy pudding today .
Greggs thoughtful face is repellant

Oh the clichés :(

I cant believe we havent had figs. Reassured to see beetroot in the box though.

A few pilchards would have been useful in with the mango?

I'm going to need more gin.

Yes. Mango and pilchard cake, made with ground almonds and calvados.

Isn't liver classed as meat? Doubly

Fish and jam with lumpy mash

Candied beet root. Getting the sweet in there.

Sauce looks thin.