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Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

965 replies

Davros · 18/03/2014 16:45

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

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squoosh · 27/03/2014 21:49

Houswife's Monday night dinner in New Mexico circa 1953.

Bornin1984 · 27/03/2014 21:49

How many weeks is this on for

DuffyMoon · 27/03/2014 21:49

Chin up...tits out

Halsall · 27/03/2014 21:49

And beige sauce to go with. Nice.

CalamitouslyWrong · 27/03/2014 21:49

Pink sauce looks horrible.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/03/2014 21:49

What's that glop?

StairsInTheNight · 27/03/2014 21:50

Are all her foods going to be Brown?

CalamitouslyWrong · 27/03/2014 21:50

It's flavourless food. As we predicted. Yet the judges haven't noticed.

squoosh · 27/03/2014 21:50

I do like key lime pie.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/03/2014 21:50

Bet it's not Limey enough.

beanandspud · 27/03/2014 21:50

Even the pudding is beige and brown. What's going on?

CalamitouslyWrong · 27/03/2014 21:50

Key lime pie should have whipped cream on top.

Bornin1984 · 27/03/2014 21:51

I have a feeling
I'll miss the end of this series Ffs!! Must put it on link

Morgan · 27/03/2014 21:51

Agree Calamitously - surely them and the cupcake shops will soon be all replaced with something else .

teaandthorazine · 27/03/2014 21:51

Yes Tim. And that style is BROWN.

StairsInTheNight · 27/03/2014 21:51

God Tim's annoying.

What style?!?!?

CalamitouslyWrong · 27/03/2014 21:51

How does she have a style emerging? They haven't had her rationing fare.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/03/2014 21:51

Tim is thinking "oh I could open a key lime pie shop"

Halsall · 27/03/2014 21:52

We haven't seen Gregg's famous Dad dance of pudding joy yet, have we?

DuffyMoon · 27/03/2014 21:52

Awww those snails looked like they were starting a race

CalamitouslyWrong · 27/03/2014 21:52

Brownie/blondie bars. That's what cupcake shops are becoming.

Morgan · 27/03/2014 21:52

I do love paella

beanandspud · 27/03/2014 21:53

Maybe a 'Fish and Figmonger' is the next big thing on the high street?

JustAboutAdeqeuate · 27/03/2014 21:53

American Tim is coming across as much more of a pontificating tosser than I remember. Escargots? Ffs.

teaandthorazine · 27/03/2014 21:53

Or ending one, Duffy. It's hard to tell with snails.