Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Figs again.

Figs must be reduced on Greggs market stall

what is it with cakes for dessert?
cake is cake for cake o'clock I'm counting fondant as cake as well
dessert is, well not cake imo

Spam fritters, beautiful. Maybe in jam.

Hang on... Snail paella?

I bet Kate will achieve post-war flavourlessness from Mexican food.

More bastarding figs.
Snails, whyyyyyyyy?

Ah yes, 'children's doctor' Tim.

I agree mousmous, cake is not dessert!

Wow, non-doctor Tim has put on weight.

You'd think Doctor Tim's passion would have been to.....er, be a doctor.

Is a macaron different to a macaroon ??

Cake as dessert used to get absolutely slated on Masterchef. Now its ok.

Oh he was a pillock!

It was all tea steamed Japanese tofu

Eurgh, mochi. I hate mochi. Textural nightmare.

Extensive work in the food industry. Macdonalds or KFC?

Oh, I love nat'lee. Has she brought her grandad?

I didn't watch last season!

Last season was pretty rubbish Bornin

You can charge approximately double for a macaron, Morgan

Yes. A macaroon is a nasty coconut thing sold in garages; a macaron is the most expensive tiny cake thing you've ever seen.

That looks like a bad sponge.

Looks dry as a donkeys arse

Yes, shiny purple cake thing for about £8

Little Tim has indeed packed on the heft. Still very pleased with himself though.

I didn't know the expensive one was pronounced macaron !