Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

I actually have no idea.

Someone has been on her arms with a sharpie.
Like dani though.

I was wondering that, too, duffy. Maybe they fell off the back of a market stall.

Dani looks a bit like Danny dyer no??

at "untapped albino food market"

I thought maybe the beeb was getting a subsidy to work through the EU fig mountain.

Quelle surprise!

Kate stays.

Mum-of-3 Trina just didn't have the tats or nose-piercing, sadly.

Beardy boy looks like a chipper, chubby Danny Dyer.

Yay Natalie!

Trina didn't have the fire eating skills either

Ooooooo, Tim's back!

Why do the put people in height order... And oh yes, the Dr...can we have our university and training fees back please

See, previous winner Tim would have known his way round a Japanese omelette and bean paste. I liked him.

Are we not getting a 'look how successful they've been since Masterchef' bit tonight then?

Ugh piña effin colada.
Is that a ...chocolate fondant?

I'm pretty sure tim wouldn't have used black eyed beans for his bean paste.

We have a chocolate fondant and beet root.

Oooooh yes. With beetroot.

Jeez

CHOCOLATE FONDANT!!!!

With beetroot.

Fucking beetroot in a pudding

Chocolate fondant!!!!

I call bingo!!!

She's really into ration era beige food.

No brown rationing food this round then. I was hoping for spam fritters.

Oh gutted, Kate's sounds nice. Get the wachaca cookbook did we?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiigs