Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Tell u what portion sizes are shite

Greg clone has to go, it's making me anxious. Is there an army of them somewhere?

That sauce hasn't liked sitting around getting cold.

At least they haven't got time to suvee yet.
Bye Phil.
Brown food.

I looks quite a lot like sick.

All Stephen's food has been white so far. Its odd.

No ju !!!!

Hmmm. Brown mounds.

Thanks Kate.

Looks horrible.

Oh dear, Firedancer Kate

A tower of brown.

A trio of post WWII beige.

Dog food from Kate then.

That thing at the bottom of her stack looks like something I've seen in a nappy. I would struggle to eat that.

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Artistic impression of Greg's dish?

She's going to go through because she looks good on camera. Japanese omelette with beans would not be nice.

Still ...she'll be fine

Gregg's confused face is a joy, no?

It's getting too much for gregg...

Oh I'll bet there's more totty to come.

I like Dani.

Two greggs! Nooooo!

Has the bbc got a lorry load of knock off figs ?

Pork and sick was a poor idea.

Steve's going for the yet untapped 'albino food' market.

This time next year, we'll all be raving about albino food.