Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Mmmm rice crispy cakes

Setting stuff on fire is a good start.

I'm with Stairs - not enough parsley puddings on this show.

Dani? A boys name?

Pork loin in mash

I'm annoyed because bun-heid burnt her fish and fruit last night and they barely mentioned it. But poor old Greg the van man is not going to hear the end of it. And his food was better than bun-heid's.

Kate won't let us down. She's making something vile.

My mash never looks like that Ffs

Parsley? Parsley' for wimps. We want dill and coriander puddings.

"I like big flavours..."

50 points if Stephen's dish is described as bland.

:-D at bun heid

Reduction, check!

I wonder how many points these meals are on Greggs weight watcher plan

She's been inspired by fusion cooking. Ie a fecking mess.
That looks nice.

She had a potato galette too.

Nobody has done pork 3 ways, though?

How very remiss of them

Bun heid? The one with \ / eyebrows?

The presentation does look like the pork has had an accident though.

Your little attempt here- patronising much

Yes, bun heid with the eyebrows.

I mean accident in the euphemistic parent of toddler sense.

Fondant potatoes and figs.

Is Kate making retro WWII style food again, with sprouts masquerading as steak and a sauce made out of spackle?

Pan fried. Stating the fucking obvious.
Fondant potatoes for the jackpot. Little towers of food for a bonus line.

Probably tea. She's all quirky and historic you know.

Fucking figs!!!