Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

They overlooked burnt fish last night and didn't make this fuss. Because it was a young woman not a van driver called Greg.

That looks lovely. I want that pudding I don't care about burnt

Tough call tonight!!

Raised the game on last night

Is it box time

I prefer up lumpy mash (I use a ricer). I wouldn't like big chunks of olive in it.

Ooooooh, it's BOX TIME!!

Un-lumpy mash

Rice Krispies.

Rice Krispie cakes it is then.

Oh I knew Kate would have an ill judged tattoo and a Vivien of holloway dress.

How long before those boxes are for sale somewhere?

Beet root makes me gag

I couldn't do a limoncello dessert after a night on the drink at uni. I still go this colour thinking about it.

Box fun time.

Rice crispy cakes John!!

Was that Greggs sex face???

'he has a basic larder' MUST be a dig at that oaf Gregg.

No don't get it out, please

What's toad making? (I want it)

I love how john pretends he's only just seen the ingredients.

Oh cock I am so slow.

I say more savoury herbs in desserts.

Gregg is reminding me more and more of that fry & Laurie sketch, with the two businessmen from uttoxeter

'On your own head be it, JOHHHHHNNNNNNNN'

Gregg's gutted.

You'd be mad to choose a dessert when the box contains beet root.

Yum steak!

Figs. House!