Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Steven is the love child of Phil Mitchell and Duncan Norvell

'Firedancer Kate' offs. She's going through then is she?

She'll be fine...

Another eyebrow one. Hola chums.
I've got a line already, mum taught her, pub worker wants to be michel roux, samphire and sea bass. Bloody dh wants to watch The bill night thing. Poo. And his feckin annoying friend is here.
Bet Kate is a burlesque dancer.

Ugh, pink offal, looks horrid

Stephen = part Ian Hislop plus part Mitchell bruv

Kinell...all that in an hour !

Yy. Kate will be in to burlesque.

Nighy not night.

Applaudable? Is that a word?

I don't fancy olive potatoes

Olives ruined that !!! Ffs

Not enough fruit with that fish (looks lovely)

Wonder if gregg likes burlesque ?

I'd eat that tart.

Loveeeeee that tart

Spun sugar and edible glitter

I love JT but "paaarrrr-sta" really grates.

Safe to say Gregg laaahves burlesque.

I don't get the masterchef aversion to a bit of lump/texture in mash.

This lot seem better than last night's

Oooooooo edible glitter...i love sparkly things as I get older

Does Mum-of-3 Trina stand a chance against Fire-Dancer Kate, though? Not nearly exotic enough methinks

Omg burnt to fuck

Greg needs his head looking at! He would rather rabbit the fire eater than ate a cake

I like lumps in mash...shows it's homemade

Burnt basket. But it looks mmmm.