Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Second episode and samphire !!

There's hope for foam ;-£

Hello!

Fourth sea bass of the series. I'm beginning to think that opening a tin of sardines would be slightly more original.

Stew? In an hour ?

Steady gregg

Gregg. Not. Understand. Lady.

Move over, Holly, Gregg's got that glint in his eyes.....

Whoever said 'plain food' yesterday was quite right!

Greg is rubbing his thighs...

This woman is of the 'I think I'm unique, retro and quirky but actually I look like everyone else who describes themselves as such' ilk.

duffy that's what I thought.

Bbbbbrrrrdum tish

I like cod!

Poochinesca? Slutty dogs?

Deconstructed!!!

Did she say 'Poochanesca'?

Hmm

A stew is delish because of the cooking time surely

Haha tea x-post

I am not fit to cook on this show

The kids had cod for tea. But it was battered and not cooked by me.

Black brandy baskets ?

A bit more creative than last night !!

The moneybags look great.

I think they're heritage baskets Duffy.

It looks watery.

Rabbit :-(