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Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

965 replies

Davros · 18/03/2014 16:45

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

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Bornin1984 · 26/03/2014 21:57

We'll that wasn't predictable at all was it!!

Fuckers

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 26/03/2014 21:57

Don't put holly through. Mind she could fuck up next time when it gets serious.

Ellenora5 · 26/03/2014 21:57

Blondie bun talks like Millie from MIC, she doesn't move her lips when she speaks, wonder was she rejected from MIC because she actually wants to work for a living

cremolafoam · 26/03/2014 21:57

Samera was robbed of her heritage

StairsInTheNight · 26/03/2014 21:57

Oh heritage blah blah my mum blah blah... That map getting old anyway.

CalamitouslyWrong · 26/03/2014 21:57

Holly really didn't want to hug Robert there.

Bornin1984 · 26/03/2014 21:57

Sumera was robbed off her heritage carrots more like Cremola:-)

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 26/03/2014 21:58

Ha Squoosh!
I want to see Robert lindy hop.

DuffyMoon · 26/03/2014 21:58

Gregg will give her a good tutoring

beanandspud · 26/03/2014 21:58

Night all, back tomorrow!

CalamitouslyWrong · 26/03/2014 21:58

Sumera should have realised that it's only the heritage of vegetables that matters on masterchef.

StairsInTheNight · 26/03/2014 21:58

More exciting eyebrows next week. Can't wait! See you all then :-D

JustAboutAdeqeuate · 26/03/2014 21:58

There was definitely another fruity fish in the preview for tomorrow.

Bornin1984 · 26/03/2014 21:58

See you tomorrow

cremolafoam · 26/03/2014 21:59

Great line em up. Shoot em down
Same time Feta Fans!

squoosh · 26/03/2014 21:59

Ewwww Duffy!

DuffyMoon · 26/03/2014 22:00

Night all x

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 26/03/2014 22:00

I am reduced to using Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings-I am being robbed of my heritage. That was fun, see you tomoz.

CalamitouslyWrong · 26/03/2014 22:01

Make sure to serve those fish fingers and bananas with smash. Smash is where it's at these days.

squoosh · 26/03/2014 22:03

Mu mother used to serve chopped banana on her 80's tastic curry. She said it was 'cooling'.

Bleurgh.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 26/03/2014 22:10

See you tomorrow!

StairsInTheNight · 26/03/2014 22:10

School curry with sultanas and bananas!

Is it tomorrow!? Lovely.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 26/03/2014 22:12

Actually I'm out tomorrow :(

StairsInTheNight · 26/03/2014 22:18

Oh no, you must cancel! Or sit watching on your phone? No one will mind, surely?

Ellenora5 · 26/03/2014 22:22

Ah no, I don't think Holly should have gone through, but then again she is blonde

Same time, same place tomorrow Smile