Masterchef -the REAL one - it's back next week!

[Davros]

I've filled in with all sorts if NC but have been pining for our good old UK version. I'm so excited it's starting next Wednesday BBC1 9pm

Could you imagine ever referring to mash as pommes purée?

Fahk off Torode, no one knows cake like Gregg.

Liver n mash

Pommel purée is just not smash is it

I make tarragon and marsala gravy!

Send them all home and start again.
Fuck me,rabbit liver boy has my glasses on! (Back to the shop they go)

Cremola - go and stand in the corner for that offal joke

No...it's not from his heart, it's from his liver

No idea who Tom is!

That judge's beard reminds me of a game I had as a child where you used a magnet to arrange iron filings in an amusing pattern on a face.....

Distracting.

Trio! The sign of three!

His melted chocolate looks horrible and grainy.

The chocolate looks like curdles shit

Oh they're off weird food this year.
< puts rhubarb foam back in fridge>
It's all going to be pie and mash innit

Those are not beautiful profiteroles

Love profiteroles, very 'skiing holiday in Austria circa 1982'.

What a mess!

Sorry

I'd still eat them though.

Bye Bye soupyfishplate man.

Profiteroles at least taste nice. Usually.

Bye bye fruity fish man

Greg would like to help holly gain some experience. Perhaps Gregg can help her with techniques.

James to go. And Sumera.

Holly should be busy in the Cotswolds noshing off a rich young farmer.