Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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part four

part five

Arf at OU beard

I absolutely want to go to this on 8th June. Santiago, Matt Smith and James McAvoy? Yep, I need a ticket for that, and some kind of access all areas pass. And also it's Soccer Aid which is always excellent.

Loved this bit in the church

That's the bit I was even doubting myself last night LetUs, how can them crossing themselves be HOT?!

So that's what I'm going to work on today then...

Re Soccer Aid - shit I also want to go.

LOL @ OU beard. Yes, it is a bit. He needs a beard, but not that one

Athos OU beard. Ha ha. No too bushy for me. I like it not too bushy!!

Soccer aid. DS1 would love to go, the tickets page won't load on my phone. Argh.

The church scene has become one of my favourite scenes.

Today I will have handed in my essays and tomorrow I will have had my last official class this year until I have to start revision next week and DH won't be home until about midnight tomorrow, sooooo at least two episodes for me in peace as a reward.

OU beard. It's the shampoo and set look. noel edmonds

Brilliant anne!

I don't mind an OU beard.

Ha,move just noticed I accidentally said mooning as supposed to morning.

I'm NOT getting on with this twatpad am I?

Right I'm DEFINITELY having Traville once Richelieu fucks off. He's is my number two choice. I have no idea why greying middle aged men give me the raging horn but they just do!

You'll get used to it mtm, I'm only ever on my teat pad.

I don't know why either .

cardinal you now have competition!

I'd love to fancy young Dogger McTagnan the most because I can see with my own eyes he is the most aesthetically perfect of them all. But he is LAST on my list of preferences.

I wonder of it's a condition I have? Horny for a dirty looking older man syndrome? Another of my top favourites is Philip Glenister. Oh god he's SO manly.

Well, you can have them. I'd be worried about them putting their backs out.
Yes, I would with Dog.
I now have a dream job lined up, helping them on and off with their costumes.

Oh imagine having the job of being make up artist and hair ruffler??! I bet they only employ only heterosexual males and lesbians now and have to keep dismissing others for getting too excited. You'd just walk around in a permanent state of arousal ALL THE TIME.

Oh god look how beautiful his hands are!!!

Hannah hasn't posted for more than 12 hours. Should we send out a search party?

This thread is lethal....almost as bad as the actual programme....

Hopefully she's just been sleeping and getting better. Is she at work today?

oh Hannah?

I've just realised who he reminds me off. That twishite vampire dude wot was in Harry potter.
Only Athos is waaay better than him.

If you watch my link, who is the bloke with Athos? He looks familiar.

MTM, in that picture he is soooo Barry Manilow- can you honestly not see the resemblance? Is Barry actually old enough to be his father? Perhaps his Mum was a Manilow super groupie?