They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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[HannahHorvath]

Pour forth Paul. Paul Foster office will force profiles

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

The Musketeers names are as follows

Paul Ross. Ross. I will miss. Can you. Richelieu. And captainship hello. How are you going to get my love!

[HannahHorvath]

Military a flapper

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hello! Little parlour Ross open the TV! Oh! I mean Skipsea! We are the air cock.

[HannahHorvath]

Milady is a slapper

[HannahHorvath]

Shove your face right up to the microphone and then speak like a Dalek

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Fuck you Doctor Who

[HannahHorvath]

How can Dalek be allowed

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hannah smells like tuna. Nine of the muskets little twats that!

[HannahHorvath]

Constance is well fit in it

[HannahHorvath]

Malcolm banjo is half riddled

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

A THOS

[HannahHorvath]

Path riddled

[HannahHorvath]

Path

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

I won't be a lesbian menu D.

[HannahHorvath]

Path

[HannahHorvath]

I said fucking path

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

I will be our lesbian with milady.

[HannahHorvath]

Posse posse posse posse pass pass pass

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Chop Suey Cantonese people legs what I don't hear hello

[HannahHorvath]

Banjo is plus riddled

[HannahHorvath]

FFF

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

PORTHOS spells post office

[HannahHorvath]

FFS

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

A THOS spells it off