They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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Oooh I like this new game...

Try to work out what Malcolm means.

Go on then, do another

Ha ha I'm doing it as well now Malcolm

Athos has suppressed homosexual issues. He also has a drink problem. But you have lovely eyes!

Flange

Hey is not a miserable bearded fucker

How exciting Hannah! We can talk to each other now. How exciting is that? No get your tits out now.

Vagina

Musketeers do dirty wenches

Show me your minge

Richelieu has a Massive Boehner under his cloak just for me!

Malcolm has a hairy flap

Archive the new

Boss trim your cubes when he is so wide

Och aye the new

I can do the same on my iPhone

Try again. Cross trainer your work you the weather here is so boring.

Fuck me this is so funny I am pissing myself what must the neighbours think

Bitches. this is so much easier now I can talk more crap.

And tell her TRIMS you are you… Where are you here is so boring.

I am on my iPhone shouting like a loon

Why do you say your lodgings with your neighbours don't you have walls

Share not say.

Your grandma will improve 100% then drink

Boss to ring your pubic hair with this

Try getting this fucker to write ATHOS. I CANT DO IT!