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They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 13/03/2014 18:32

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V
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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:27

Oooh I like this new game...

Try to work out what Malcolm means.

Go on then, do another

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:29

Ha ha I'm doing it as well now Malcolm

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 10:29

Athos has suppressed homosexual issues. He also has a drink problem. But you have lovely eyes!

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:29

Flange

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:30

Hey is not a miserable bearded fucker

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 10:30

How exciting Hannah! We can talk to each other now. How exciting is that? No get your tits out now.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 10:31

Vagina

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:31

Musketeers do dirty wenches

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:32

Show me your minge

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 10:32

Richelieu has a Massive Boehner under his cloak just for me!

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:32

Malcolm has a hairy flap

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:33

Archive the new

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 10:33

Boss trim your cubes when he is so wide

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:33

Och aye the new

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 14/03/2014 10:33

I can do the same on my iPhone

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 10:34

Try again. Cross trainer your work you the weather here is so boring.

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:34

Fuck me this is so funny I am pissing myself what must the neighbours think

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 14/03/2014 10:35

Bitches. this is so much easier now I can talk more crap.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 10:35

And tell her TRIMS you are you… Where are you here is so boring.

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:35

I am on my iPhone shouting like a loon

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 14/03/2014 10:35

Why do you say your lodgings with your neighbours don't you have walls

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 14/03/2014 10:35

Share not say.

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HannahHorvath · 14/03/2014 10:36

Your grandma will improve 100% then drink

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 10:36

Boss to ring your pubic hair with this

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 14/03/2014 10:37

Try getting this fucker to write ATHOS. I CANT DO IT!

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