They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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Haha Aramis - dirty dog.

He sooooo got a shiny chin for that little lot

Dirty bastard

ANyways, It was my female ejaculation that got in Cardinal's eye. A squirt of breastmilk will make it better.

Mavis I think you might be right

What else Bonacieux was in?

But who here is lactating?

Twit?? Are you bfing?

Get your tit out for the Cardinal...

France is at stake..

Cardinal just did a sex face

Oooh, Porthos def comes a close second after Athos.

I bet Milday swing both ways anyway, Constance is to much of goody two shoes.

That kiss was hawt.

I am lactating out of everywhere when I see him.

I fear for Malcolm.

I fear she may be drowning in a pool of her own fizz..

So, the Red Guard who just got pasted by Vinnie Jones is this chap

F'kin hell! Porthos just made it back up the charts..

Oh dear

Alright Gareth pipe down

Is he covered in leather with a pauldron and bearded??

Those are the key factors.

Read the OP

Porthos's bit looks a bit like Marie Anne Duffy?

ooh, *RealGarethMalone8 - very nice. A bit more strapping and we'd be there...

And aw bless Treville.

Bonacieux chappy played Miranda's boyfriend in the last series. He was a TV reporter.

Still not watching

Oh, No! He saw them!

Oh I can't bear to see her cry

Treville looking all noble and rugged. Yum.

Poor Bonacieux,tbh.

Cover your ears easily offended..

WHAT A CUNT!

Fuck bon-a-so as per my previous post....

Hannah, yes beardy.

Leather trousers....not in RL