They were never this sexy as cartoon dogs! Musketeers Wenchnet chat part V

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And so it continues. Please join in for our continued celebration of sexy beardy men with swords in leather trousers! If you have any ideas on how to get dodgy stains out of leather then please let us know in this thread. Of course I'm speaking about salad cream. What else would it be?

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It wasn't crap . i was well into it.

Overaching plot? No, i think that's us

We are fellow sophisticated analysts of leather bound cock narrative development, drink.

They are all whoring. My limited 17th century French history gauged from the Musketeers themselves via Alexandre Dumas informs me that wealthy patronesses were indeed the order of the day.

After this week I don't want him to shag Queenie - he might give her crabs.

Constance would get her arse handed to her on the Relationships board.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I FANCY ALL OF THEM AGAIN! Treville is having it. D'Artagnan has now been let into the circle of debauchery so he's having it. Athos without a doubt is having it, Porthos I wouldn't even thing twice is having it, Milady is DEFINITELY having it. Aramis even though he's slightly irritating is having it, and evil, bad, scheming horrible Cardinal Richelieu is having it THE MOST.

ITS

ALL

TOO

SEXY

but why why why why whhhhhhhyyyyyy hasn't the cardinal had a dual?? I NEED him to get sexy with a sword.

I did laugh that D'Artagnan is a crying farmer. Cry cry cry. But yeah he's getting it.

Vinnie jones, however, is safe.

Lastly...has anyone else noticed that Porthos grunts a LOT? It's almost as if he's channelling Scooby Doo at times.

I agree with the rich widows, no need to buy a whole pig, just because you want a bit of sausage...

Oh my goodness I loved that. Treville has just got himself on the list

Well I have only just managed to go back and read the last page or so before it started and regarding the road trip to Prague transport situation...

... Ah feck it! I'll drive us. Shur, I've nearly got me licence and everything..

It'll be grand...

I'm a confident road ragey as fuck driver

... AND I love the thought of hot smelly leather. Hope we have a feckin heat wave in April/May..

Sorry, poor treville is safe from my advances. He's only redeeming point is that he sounds similar to Cardinal. Both have that low raspy voice.

Bonnecieux is def getting it.

Right between the eyes with my pistol.

I iwll catch up with th ethread later tomorrow. This has just been too exciting.

And now look up at TV and see ED Balls . What a way to finish the evening...

And it's SO obvious that Athos is going to save Milady from the Cardinal's evil grip.

However...CARDINAL IF YOU ARE READING THIS I AM FIERCELY INDEPENDENT AND I WONT GIVE YOU ANY JIP!

Treville is mostly getting it because I really fancied him as Sergeant George in Bleak House TBH. In which he also had a sword and leather boots. And mutton chops, which I could never have believed would be sexy.

How do you think I can now get past DH & DS1 to the tv to watch again?

Knock them out with a brick? I know you love them but they should will wake up...

Porthos was great tonight. That requiem mass was loads of lola

LOLZ not lola!

Yy I also dribbled at liked the beginning bit where Athos was doing the stern I'm too sexy for my hat stare at the red guards.

Ah Sparkle, it was US!

MALCOLM Is the new thread on the way? have I missed it? WHat about a title?

Athos was very very very VEEEERRRRRY sexy tonight.

Lazy caaaah

Can you fecking read???