Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Right-o she's completely lost it now. This is working well! Everyone stand back! Any minute now Drink is going to go down. And NOT on MY cardinal. On the floor like a wild African deer that has been got with a tranquilliser dart in its ass. It's why mums go to Iceland!

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

In your fecking wet dream, old tart.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Off to drift off in Armand's arms. Dod I hear you say finger, m? Yes, they are very busy. Night night.

[HannahHorvath]

Laters bitches!

[HannahHorvath]

Late night trip to 24hr tesco/asda - not fussy, where am headed

[HannahHorvath]

Fucking fingers! I mean iPhone!

[HannahHorvath]

aaaaaaannnnnnnnnnyway......

...where were we... Oh yeah.. Late night trip blah blah. Nonchalant. Haven't used word nonchalant before in ages. Blah blah...

Anyway was only feckin here for some duck tape. And some cling film. And some Loctite.

[AtiaoftheJulii]

Anne, that picture is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen - made all the more painfully funny by not being able to share it with anyone outside this thread.

In thanks I give you Aramis telling you, "I'll be back" and Santiago looking cooler than anyone even when he's just at a football match.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hmmm.





I don't think she's actually dead Armand, but she has grown a beard! let's just leave her here and see if the crows still peck her eyes out anyway.

WOOP WOOP ITS SEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAS!

I had there cocks go plunging in
Go plunging in
Go plunging in
I had three cocks go plunging in
On Sexmas day in the mooooorrrrning.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

MTM you are making yourself loon silly. no one else is behaving like that
Clearly it' you having hallucinations

[HectorVector]

I see you all have a shiny new thread for tonight. Marking my place for Athos pics!

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Kerry Catona absolutely assured me that that Prawn ring would do the trick. Perhaps I need to up the dosage next time...

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Yeah, you classy gals hang around together....

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Yeah, you classy gals hang around together....

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Right, that's it. Next time you're having this

[LetUsPrey]

DH is a dick. Fell out with him last night. So I'm just going to sit in a corner and sulk.

I'm even in so bad a mood I don't even want any of that ultra appetising doner kebab "meat" on that plate.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Armand, love. We've ran out if milk. Be a dove and send milady to fetch some.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Aaaw LetUsPrey! If it's any consolation mine broke the toilet in the kids bathroom with his big stupid hands last night. He didn't realise that the handle was slightly dodgy and loose and that it needed to be pushed in to flush properly. He of course didn't do this and went YANK YANK YANK YANK SNAP.

Only 13 hours until there is more meat spilling out of your pitta bread than and Kebab shop could offer!

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Oh dear, LetUsPrey. Hope you will make up soon he will stop being a dick. Seriously, imaginary men are so much easier to live with.

[LetUsPrey]

Sorry. Not usually a drama queen much

You're right about imaginary men. These four are being wonderful at the moment, running around for us all. No broken toilet seats or anything. And if they did, you wouldn't give a feck because they'd make you forget allll about it.

Right, I've already got a wash in the machine, so I'm going to angrily clean the bathroom. By the time I get to early evening, everything will be sorted and ready for muskeperving.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Imaginary men are AMAZING because they fold towels an hang them neatly to dry after using them. Then they clean the bath out. And they put their stinking pants and socks IN the washing basket. Well D'Artagnan definitely would. Porthos wouldn't. Aramis would. Athos....well he'd just hold onto his sobbing into it and rocking "Milady Milady oh Milaaaaady". Grip yeah?

[Oblomov]

Am going to have to take the children to mass. Will prey for forgiveness for all of you lot aswell.

Anne is there a pecking order to the Athos list?

[AnneWentworth]

In the moments when DH really pisses me off and I decide it is all over and I flounce, I go to bed planning my new life which involves a man (usually of the imaginary historical drama type) but abs this is the crucial part for me.

I plan it so that I only see this man on the days that DC are with the temporary ex DH so we never live together but stay in the butterfly dating phase forever thus never encountering the towel issue.

[AnneWentworth]

Oblomov not really but I was hoping for some recognition and a badge so Hannah was a bit deliberate.