Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Imaginary men all the way here. Much less hassle than the RL version (and better at shagging). (And anyway, washing basket is all well and good but how the hell do you keep leather trousers clean??)

I have to be out all day today so will catch up just before 9pm when I inevitably realise there is loads I should have done for work tomorrow and have failed to do.

Thanks for the prayers Oblomov although, sadly, I think it's far too late for most all of us.

Sorry sorry Anne
Anne your editing of picture is fan-t aramis lous !!

Oblomov I hope you don't mind but I'm LOLing here at your church duties. That does not go hand in hand with the subject matter of the thread. Is the priest hot or something?

DH has apologised unreservedly for being a dick.

Imaginary man would never apologise because he'd never need to.

I like your plan Anne re imaginary man visits.

Perhaps the order on the lists should be reverse alphabetical

Imaginary men? Oh yes, no boxers left by the bedroom door. They would be IN the washing basket, as MTM pointed out.

Mind you, dh has mended the garden lights, cut he grass and is putting oil and windscreen wash in my car, as we speak. Not sure imaginary men can match that!!

But carries on dreaming anyway .....

Have I missed a picture? One posted by Anne.

Ohhhhhhhh, that'll learn me to not click on the pictures posted on the thread . Excellent picture Anne!

Fraid not Drink.
Hardly the Cardinal.
More like Friar Tuck

tuck with a bit more hair.

Good news in my household. DH has announced that he will be out tonight. This is good in a number if ways:

1. I can please me and the DC for dinner.
2. I can work to my own timetable etc.
3. I can watch the Musketeers in peace.
4. I can watch the Musketeers tomorrow after Silk for a second time.

I said 'oh so I will have to watch the musketeers twice'

'Yeah I am sure that you will manage.' Said with a knowing grin.

Mine won't be back until late either! Although no doubt will appear in the room in during the last ten minutes and try to have a conversation. I have requirements this week though...I need A FLUSHING TOILET.

AND I know he will buy the Boxset!

Does he like his wife perving over other men then, Anne?

Oops, I better get off the sofa. My engagement with DD has been half arsed at best. And there is no milk for another coffee. Milady is pissing about the town chasing Athos instead of serving my Armand and me.

I think he should have her shot

d'Artagnan seduces Constance with some help from Aramis apparently

Drink - I suspect he has a thing for Constance. He also believes that the story lines are great and really well thought out. Who am I to shatter his allusions when they serve me so well.

Atia - who is the dude next to Treville

Haha.. I originally read (and responded to) 'does HE like perving over other men'. I suspect he doesn't care and he doesn't know the depths of my devotion.

Just watched episode 3 and realised I actually only saw it from Milady trying to cremate Athos and his house. So many funny bits.

at Aramis and whip sound.

I've replayed the whipping sound so many times

I need to find a way to clip that bit from the episode so I can keep it forever on my iPad

Happy Sexmas one and all.

Am suffering slightly here. Slept funny so my back is hurting today. I am also sadly no longer with imaginary Athos' child. So my womb is attempting to eject itself from my body.
Can't breathe through my nose and throat sore
To cap it all off, I have a massive pain in my right eyeball nothing to do with red wine

I have gone back to bed never left and am now going to attempt to induce a rude dream in my sleep to cheer me up.

Oh and yes it must be something in the air because ex nobend has made some spectacularly nobbish moves this weekend. Makes me think thank fuck I don't have to deal with this 6 yr old child capability anymore. Honestly! I blame the mothers. I dread to think how he'll cope alone.

Tell me when whipping bit - still haven't seen it.

Oh and here have this... ...
Proof that with the right expression, hairstyle, grime and leather - anyone can look good. Even d'artagnan.
Only joking D - love ya really.

hair extensions

And if you're watching on iplayer, you need about 48.33 minutes in for the whipping noise.

Blimey LetusPrey, that was quick. Thanks.

Almost as if you have that number etched on your sex mad brain.

The badges are coming thick and fast.

I watched episode 6 too - Aramis with baby etc