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Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:02

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

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LetUsPrey · 08/03/2014 21:32

Alibaba if you open MN in Safari on your iPad, you can see the photos

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 21:33

FINGERFINGERSFINGERSHANDSFIKGERSHANDSFINGERSFINGERSFINGERSCLOAKHANDSLEATHERCLOAKFINGERSHANDS!

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MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 21:36

I'm watching last weeks episode again as I was a bit pissed missed some salient points last night.

Honestly. I didn't re-watch Sherlock this much and that's much better telly (although less leather)

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 21:38

I think you'll find that the cardinal does not regal in such a common and overenthusisatic behaviour as yours.

He much prefers a much tighter understated lady as he likes to pursue finest things in life and not local bikes. Smile

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 21:46

DTINKFECK! What kind

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 21:47

What's that Armand my love? WHAT? Dispose of her? But that would be murrrrderrrr! Please, I know she's irritating and covered in unsightly buboes but she's still a human being!

Oh hi there Drink!! Didn't see you there haha. Cardinal is wondering of you would like some of this Iceland prawn ring?

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 21:51

Oh ffs!

DRINKECK! What kind of attitude is that? Any serious wench would neck thee rose and be grateful. When did you go all poshy fussy pants on us??

The Cardinal has refined tastes. But he likes to pull his women out of the gutter.

Now get that vinegar down your gullet like a proper wench and be fuckin grateful!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 21:51

You alright, Hannah?Confused

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 21:52

Ah, OK Smile

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 21:53
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MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 21:57

oooohhhh the music to the Flumps! Brings back right memories so it does

Yay! I have the ability to post one picture. Off to choose carefully.

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 22:07

Ok, so not leather based but still hot!

(just one from the family album

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 22:11

"I can't wait to do away with DrinkFeckArseGirls and finally enjoy MalcolmTuckersMistress all by myself in peace. Look how sexy my jaw is in this photo too. Fucking hell I am so sexy"

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 22:14

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Fucking hell!! I am getting some serious looks here tonight!

You had me at Iceland prawn ring MTM.

I was all set for spoiler clip but made the gamble that it would be worth the spoilyness to get a glimpse at my intended.

I nearly spilt my drink.

I would still do him though. Even with his flump face and with a Joe Pasquale voice. I would fucking do him. Until all the kings and all the kings men, couldn't put flumpy together again.

But I would.

I have plenty of sticky glue.

in my pants

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 22:15

Horses!

Fucking horses!!!!

AnneWentworth · 08/03/2014 22:16

I am missing AliBaba at least and possibly more. I read about 300 posts and this is what I have.

Advise of corrections.

Athos
HannahHorvath
Stinklebell
HectorVector
Oblomov

Aramis
AnneWentworth
LetUsPray

Porthos
All mostly as a second.

Cardinal
MTM
Drink

d'Artagnan
Atia

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 22:21

Hmmm, funny. Armand is here. We are dining on my lasagna. It's a nee Italian import, Armand likes to try new things from time to time.

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 22:21

HAH!! HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Thanks Mavis.

Weeeeeell, I guess the best wench won.

I'm not wan to boast though.

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 22:21

draws attention to name and lack thereof on The Wenches Post-its.

Or is it just a given I get Athos

Sterling work though Anne, sterling work...

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 22:21

Hahaha oh Anne that's the best thing!!!!

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LetUsPrey · 08/03/2014 22:22

Sterling work there Anne.

Look, we could have one each

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 22:23
HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 22:24

ANNE - you are officially the winner of Aramis. Always.

I will help you stab any competition to fulfill your dreams of life and lurrrrve with Aramis.

OFFICIAL NOTICE TO MANAGEMENT - Can we have a badge for Anne please. 'If found please return to Aramis' or some such. Thank you kindly.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 22:29

Poor old Drink.

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MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 22:30

Anne you are a star! Thanks