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Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:02

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 22:31

Can you try to not fucking cut and paste from word?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 22:32

Request noted Hannah.

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 22:32

Oh Mavis. Mavis Mavis Mavis.
You're sweet. Really you are.
Maybe in another life Mavis.
But there's only one slut here who's got my heart and massive throbbing cock.
...and for that reason Mavis - am ooot!

It's Hannah. It's always been Hannah.
Come here slutbags

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 22:36

"OOOH MAVIS BUT LOOK AT MA SEXEH CUM FACE. OOOF YOU WANT IT BABY YOU WANT ME. I HOPE THE WIND CHANGES AND I CAN LOOK LIKE THIS FOREVER!!"

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LetUsPrey · 08/03/2014 22:39
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AnneWentworth · 08/03/2014 22:39

Finally a badge! What has a wench gotta do around here?! Thanking Management kindly.

Hannah - thank you for ensuring Aramis never loses me - he would never be the same.

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MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 22:40

Yeah yeah yeah.... In your dreams bitches... I was there in 2005, y'know? Fucking loyal, that's me. And I can drink him under the table, and he knows it and he loves it.

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 22:40

HOLD THE BITCH FIGHTING FOR A SECOND

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MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 22:41

Right. I'm off out to walk the dog. Is it really that time again..?

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AnneWentworth · 08/03/2014 22:43

Right MOTD is on and that is my cue for bed and Aramis. See you tomorrow Wenches.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 22:46

Mavis you always seem to enjoy a spot of late night dogging.

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 22:55

Oh bring it beeee-atch.

I am t'queen of twerking.

Shakes booty at 10,000 rpm in Malcolm's face.

Does arm thrusty thing in front.

Oh yeah bitch, I got this.....



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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 23:01

WHAT IS ?!

I know what it is but it's FUCKING annoying.

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 23:08

eerrrmmm Drinkfeck love? YOU OK LOVE?

You on the right thread? THIS IS THE MUSKETEERS ONE. YEAH? YOU KNOW, MALCOLM? THE CARDINAL? LEATHER?

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 23:14

Cucking mtm and you too use some other word processor and instead of twats I see twats .

Foams at mouth.

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 23:15

EWOK!!

He looks like a feckin Ewok!

See! I do sci fi shizzle!



My Athos is an Ewok.

But I still so fucking would.

Am beginning to wonder if I'll ever be able to make a sentence without using the word/variations of the word FUCK. FUCKING.

I have limited vocabulary. I am second class citizen. I can't think of anything more intelligent to say.

I JUST LUV A GOOD FUCKING.

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MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 23:16

Back from walking the dogging!

Drink are you on you're phone> I've had the thing too. I think I was mentioning vadge at the time.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 23:18

Mavis you voice of reason!

Yes, yes, yes!!!! I'm on the fucking iPhoneAngry

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 23:19

so you're saying it's not the bitches trying to drive me mad, it's the magic technology?

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 23:21

Is that you, MTM?

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 23:21

That's me. Now DIE!

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MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 23:31

Ahh, iphones are both beautiful and the work of D'Artaganan.

Drink, watch you're back, you'll do yourself a mischief.

Right wenches, off to bed. N'night all.

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HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 23:31

Well I'm on an iphone.



I see

I also see...

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 23:36

Well, Hannah. Malcolm is both toothless and wrong!!!

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