One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

[LetUsPrey]

I see this as him saying to me "your wish is my command"

And on that note I'd better get DS2 to school and myself to the internet drought that is work

[HectorVector]

I can picture the daily mail headline now "Mumsnet crashes due to their members unhealthy obsession with the Muskateers" - ladies, ladies think of the servers, will no one think of the servers!!!!

[HectorVector]

On a separate note I googled Porthos in google images and all of the images are of this little chap?! (star a trek apparently).

[HectorVector]

Star a trek?! Star Trek obviously.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Oh yes wenches! Well done with Wednesdays Topless Aramis challenge!

Hector...I laugh because you must be on an iPad. My one loves to throw "a" in, in the middle of things all the fucking time. Doctor a Who. See, that's it's favourite.

[HannahHorvath]

OBLOMOV : PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING

I'm not sure what phone you have, or how much of an explanation you need, but here is my perving by numbers offering....

I am on an iphone 4s. I use the MN mobile site NOT the app. I get photos now and can link. The photos are small but I just swipe fingers (ooerrrr) to enlarge.

I did all of my links up to the Athos breaching MN storyline, here on my iPhone (sat pm) Yes it pita, but needs must.

However, when I click on my own links it sometimes gives me the image on its own, and other times takes me to the tinypic page grrrrr. BUT, I have noticed that on laptop the links go straight to picture on its own. So I console myself with that!

Linking: two ways - either press and hold on picture until options come up to save the photo. On phone it says save image. On laptop I select 'save as..' which takes me to photos, where I just hit save again. The photo is now in my photo stash. From here I upload to a tinypic account.

If you want to use tinypic let us know. We can explain, but I won't type it all otherwise.

second way: on internet, click on pic you like until it is on its own, unless it is part of page you want to use whole of. From there tap and hold on the address bar. Hit select all, then copy. Or just copy depending on your device. Once copied, go to MN page. In message box, type then with no space, tap and paste your link. Then leave 1 space type whatever text you want like 'l@@k at Athos big willy here' then leave no space and type to close. These instructions are underneath the message box.

Play around and hit preview. If your link is working it will change colour (in preview). Tap on it to see if it works. If your link stays black and does nothing, there is a mistake. Check your typing. Remember no space type link leave 1 space type message
You don't have to type a msg. It will just show link text instead.

The mobile site isn't as good as laptop obviously, but I've survived on it long enough am just truly dedicated not a sad muppet

Good luck and if I completely misunderstood your needs, then at least it didn't take you as long to read this msg as it took me to type it so feck ye sorry about that. I'm a twat

[Stinklebell]

What is it with iPads? Why do they think they know what we want to type more than we do ourselves?

Fucking thing...

[HannahHorvath]

iPhones are not much better. I speak a whole other language that I wasn't aware of.

I've read lots about so called "time wasting" on these ere threads. And that we're going to get slated in the Daily Mail for crashing servers etc etc

So, I've got my journalist cap on to save the poor darlings some 'work'......

Just how much is this thread impacting on your lives?...

Come on people, let's have your not so stealthy boasts of dedication to mid life crises the cause.

Stinkers has already gone. But a bit more elaboration would be good. Over sharing, as always, is very welcome.....

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

ANAGRAM OF THE DAY

I die cruel rich anal.

[Stinklebell]

Actually, to be fair, my work avoidance techniques are very well honed.

I could be wasting my time buying pretty clothes online, lusting over shoes that would cripple me or watching videos of cats on YouTube, DH should actually be grateful, the Musketeers are saving him from bankruptcy

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

MTM you are quite a beacon of productivity.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Anyway, bidding you farewell to deal with yet another crappy work day.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

I work as an stay at home mother artist so mental creativity is essential to my productivity.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Think of those punishing fingers Drink! Oh now that would be something worth coming home to.

[HannahHorvath]

So Stinkers what you're saying is that the musketeers are potentially saving your marriage?

[Stinklebell]

Ha ha! Yes.

I'm also not watching Homes Under the Hammer instead of sorting out the spare room

[HectorVector]

I am indeed on an iPad! :)

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Hmmm, working is not working out.

Just raged internally at been reading the Mrs HisName HisSurname thread. Thank god my and Cardinal can't marry, as I just would refuse to be Mrs Armand Richelieu.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Oh here is today's dilemma.

You could have the night of absolute orgasmic passion beyond your wildest dreams with ALL of the Musketeers (not Cardinal HE IS BUSY OK?)

However, to do so you would have to sign an agreement to say you would never be allowed to eat anything but hard boiled eggs, sprouts and pickled onions for the rest of your life. That's it. All you were ever allowed again

Would you do it?

[HannahHorvath]

You're fantasising about that Martin regeneration dilemma aren't you, you dirty shlaaaaaaaaag

[HannahHorvath]

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!

[HannahHorvath]

My 3 favourite foods that is not why I'm single

[HannahHorvath]

[Stinklebell]

Hmmmmm...i dunno, Martin's rocking his Dad jeans today

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

It's in AIBU.