One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

I embarrassed myself on another topic. Clearly they don't have the same sense of humour as we do over here.

my lonely thread

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

naked Capaldi pictures!

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Haha Drink, for a second there I got really excited! Meh.

Have you ever seen the episode of Aftersun he was in??

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

HAHAHA!

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

but this IS true!

[AtiaoftheJulii]

I got to the second page of that name thread and nearly exploded. Thought I'd better stop.

I dunno, one night - however fucking amazing - against 40 years of monotonous food and killer farts? Hmmm .... probably

I've got one for you - foreplay only with Porthos, or (no feathery strokery) make sweet gentle luuuuuurrrrrve with D'artagnan (and he will probably cry)?

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Porthos! By a mile. Filthy dirty and hung like a Trojan donkey. (One assumes.)

Order of filth ranking as follows:

Cardinal
Porthos
Traville
Aramis
Athos
D'Artagnan

[Stinklebell]

And as for the pickled onion/night of your life dilemma, I think I'd pass

1 night versus a lifetime of noxious farts putting the kibosh on all future night of your life opportunities

Athos ain't all that

[HannahHorvath]

Well I have just posted on that thread. So if your feelings of rage were coming from the other viewpoint, then can I just ask please that we don't let it come (fnar) between us


I thought it was time to venture out into the world slightly. Since finding you lot, I have been hiding out here in this seedy, dirty little hovel, and was worried I might stereotype myself to SEX MAD SLUT SWEARER, status.

I feel cleaner now having stepped outside briefly.

[HannahHorvath]

My order of filth:

Cardinal
Porthos
Athos - I can see it in his dark brooding eyes
Aramis
Treville
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King
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D'artagnan

[HannahHorvath]

Oh and foreplay with Pothos. No doubt.

He would know some tricks......... I have been surviving on self applied foreplay for years would just be grateful for somebody else's hands so I don't have to do the lie on arm til hand goes dead and it feels like somebody else thing

[HannahHorvath]

[AnneWentworth]

Definitely foreplay with Porthos. Filthy, filthy filth.

I don't know about the who egg diet thing. I would want to have sex again withalltheothermuseketeersatleast without fear of flatulence.

But overall I need to shag Aramis so I am going to do it.

[AnneWentworth]

And whoever instigated topless Aramis day... genius.

[AnneWentworth]

Oh Hannah that made me and in equal measure.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

And also Hannah, you are making me want to have sympathy sex with you. I'm not even remotely lesbianic although I'd have slept with the King's mother no questions.

[HannahHorvath]

And does this night of passion mean NEVER having relations with any of them ever again?

And was it chance for one night when you otherwise would never have had anything?

About the foreplay Anne?

Don't be

I'm actually really good in bed!

[AnneWentworth]

Oh and my contribution to the Daily Fail journalistic research is....

I have 144 read and loosely actioned emails in my work Inbox, two 3,000 word essays to write (one involves extensive discussion of the phallus and clitoris so mildly relevant). One I have a small infatuation with the lecturer and must perform. DC is broadly looked after and entertained, in spite of DS3 catching me watching The Musketeers. I still haven't finished the book I am reading and haven't even got anything out for dinner and the house is a dump (to be fair this is not a new thing).

DH usually gets some good sex (like just now) when i am in infatuation with fictional characters Santiago Cabrera and others. I am thinking I might take a French history module in my final year next year, I will be reading the book, and I have recommended that all my friends watch it likely improving everyones sex life and therefore I conclude it has contributed positively to my marriage, my life and everyone elses.

[AnneWentworth]

So am I Hannah - and I have regular sex too... sometimes I am just better at it

[AnneWentworth]

Oh, I have neglected my 50 Books this year thread that was my previous preoccupation.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

One night only.

Then eggs, pickled onions and sprouts UNTIL YOUR DYING DAY!

But.

All

musketeers

At

ONCE.

[AnneWentworth]

Malcolm - whilst I conform the societal standards of monogamy I do secretly think unpopularly that we should all be allowed a daliance or two, but I guess things like this level depravity online are there to fill the gap thats why God invented the internet

I would let DH shag Constance if he let me shag Aramis.

[AtiaoftheJulii]

Oh, now I don't imagine Porthos as having any tricks (unless the chicken coop counts as a trick!), he's far too rough and ready. And his trojan donkey cock is going to be of limited benefit. I thought that one might be more difficult for you.

Hannah I can't believe you would prefer King Spaniel to Pretty Boy! Now I might cry.

(Still no picture buttons. Sulk.)