One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

[AtiaoftheJulii]

It's like the list on Friends - everyone should get 5 free passes. I've told dh that he should be happy for me if it ever happened with whoever is currently on my list.

[AnneWentworth]

Credit where credit is due Atia.... those arms and that big physique.

[HannahHorvath]

Right! Well then MTM...

This is Mrs Hannah Athos de la fere reporting for Mumswench -

It would seem the main thing to remember here is that we are living in WenchVille. It is entirely fictional and we get to make up the rules ie lots of shagging. So feminism etc doesn't really apply here because... and this is the important part IT IS NOT THE REAL WORLD_.

So yes, I think it should be made compulsory. By law. That all of them shag all of us. They're all single anyway, so it's every wench for herself.

Back to the studio

And as for RL .... simply purchase a potion from the online store allowing you to boff the man/woman of your choice, without it affecting anybody else in any way at all.
ie Capaldi and Malcolm become unmarried, as if they had never even laid eyes on their dw/dh. They have the night, week, month of their lives depending on which strength option they chose, and then back to reality. All is fine.

We are animals ffs. It is in our nature to be attracted to others. Not acting on it is our choice. But it doesn't remove the ability to be attracted to others and is no reflection on how much you love your oh. It is nature.

[AnneWentworth]

And, he really is very snoggable. On a day when I had some patience and was feeling in charge I would make him the great for any ladies that fancy him afterwards.

I only have one picture left and I am saving it to make LetusPray jealous when Aramis comes round tonight.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

UUUUUUUUUHHHHLOOOOOOKAAAATHIIIIIIM! He is just sex sexy SEXY!

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

That was for Porthos NOT Dogtanian!

[AnneWentworth]

Ok, so with the 5 fictional passes are we having them all in Musketeer land. I might have to kick Wentworth to the kerb.

[AnneWentworth]

Isn't he Malcolm... I feel he is rather neglected amongst the wenches. cannot give up Aramis

[HannahHorvath]

Malcolm loves d'artagnan Malcolm loves d'artagnan

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[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Yaaaah! I can have sex with imaginary fantasy men!!!! Thank you Hannah. HANNAH FOR QUEEN HANNAH FOR QUEEN!

Next on Mumswench TV Martin from Homes Under The Hammer has an erotic encounter with Dominic Littlewood in a special episode of Caught Under The Red Hammer.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Fucking daytime tv. I'm feeling ill today and have ill children and it's doing my fucking head in.

[AnneWentworth]

iPlayer is your friend and will make you all feel better.

You are very welcome.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

PORKTHOS

[HannahHorvath]

Caught under the red hammer

Just scared the dog with that cackle

[AnneWentworth]

Shaves legs frantically, he is coming for me.

[HannahHorvath]

Must admit, you do put forward a strong case Anne.

[Stinklebell]

My day is turning into one of those days where you want to rip someone's head off and shove it up their arse for being such an incompetent fuckwit, so where might I purchase this special potion from Hannah.

I'm going to compile my list of fantasy shags DH won't know about before I combust in a fit of rage - I've tidied the living room and don't want to make a mess again

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

My DH fancies Julia Bradberry and Sheridan Smith. His taste is far in superior to mine I'm afraid.

Aramis has shagability of about 756 out of 10 I'd say.

NEXT!

[HannahHorvath]

It's from www.wenchessuckmuskecock.com

Or can be found on our sister site

www.wenchestakeitupthearrisforaramis.co.uk

[AnneWentworth]

Mine fancies Jessica Alba, but rarely comments otherwise. I am clearly more of a perv than him.

[HannahHorvath]

or on our brother site

www.getcarnalwiththecardinal.com.uk

[AnneWentworth]

I have run out of picture allowance. Back to links.

I have filed my emails... only 10 in Inbox. Feel virtuous and ready to preen myself for grubby Aramis.

[HannahHorvath]

or on our cousin site

www.downanddirtywithd'artagnananytakersohokthenmaybenot.co.uk

[HannahHorvath]

OR our aunty site

www.trevilletwattwiddlerstakeittwice.com

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

www D'Artagnanwouldntknowwhattodo/andwouldask"isitinyet"andthenjizzinhishands.co.uk