One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

[AnneWentworth]

To be fair to the poor boy, he did shag Milady or did she shag him?

[HannahHorvath]

Oh, you've been on our uncle site then Malcolm?

How was Martin? have you.. ahem... finished "watching"?

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Not very well, as Peppa Pig says.

I'm coming down with sore throat

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

ANAGRAMNOF THE DAY. NUMBER 2

ice hard in all I rec u.

Ok!

[HannahHorvath]

Poor d'artganan fans. We need some more company for the d'artagnan brigade.


Dilemma: You get to kiss a naked Aramis, but only between the stinky, athletes foot toes.

Or snog the king full on tongues the lot?

[HannahHorvath]

DrinkFeck - get thee to thine bed with the Cardinal at once!

[HannahHorvath]

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

ANAGRAM OF THE DAY NUMBER THREE

Lean chair ridicule

OH YES!

[Stinklebell]

I wouldn't say. I to D'artagnan to be honest, it's just his hair that puts me off, it looks sprayed on, it never moves.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

I'd totally snog the king. Because the Cardinal would be watching through the keyhole and getting MIGHTILY turned on. Then he would see to me in a way I have never been seen to before!

[GoshAnneGorilla]

Ohhh this thread is so good!

Carry on ladies

[HannahHorvath]

Anagram: Feel the lads oar

[Stinklebell]

Er, that should say I wouldn't say no to D'artagnan.

shItePad strikes again

And I'd snog the king too, I'd choose him over Aramis anyway I think. Despite Sunday's waver, I've gone back to thinking Aramis looks really weasily

[AtiaoftheJulii]

D'Artagnan's hair - just authentically glued into place with dirt and grease and sweat. Lovely!

Ok, if we're all anagramming: Danger! Cum kaftan!

[GoshAnneGorilla]

Btw:
fuckyeahathos.tumblr.com/

aaand
fuckyeah-porthos.tumblr.com/

[AnneWentworth]

Stinkle - I refer you down the page to my hairy chest Aramis. More for me though me thinks.

Re, Hannah's dilemma: I will leave both options thanks. I'd rather snog nobody than snog the king and as much as I love Aramis his feet aren't that appealing. If it was part of the foreplay then I would do it.

[AtiaoftheJulii]

What's yours, Hannah, Athos whatever-his-count-name-is?

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Oh I love a weasely looking filthmonger.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Thank you, Hannah

[HannahHorvath]

Anagram:

lather safe doe!

(no female in bubble bath)

[AnneWentworth]

I have run out of pictures, but oh my goodness those arms!!!
fuckyeah-porthos.tumblr.com/post/77715019632/playsthetart-last-night-i-was-doing-screen-caps

[HannahHorvath]

HOLD THE FECKIN FRONT PAGE!

STINKER!! - are you honestly saying you would rather bang the King with his whingey, spaniel haired ways, than slide all over Aramis' shiny slippery hair free chest?

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Oh my GOD Anne! I want to smother him in something divine and lick it off.

[HannahHorvath]

Ok, seriously guys, I am looking not very well for a new area to live.

It needs to be south.

Where is Musketeer county??? This could be the place I meet future dh, and is also where I will go out on weekends to play musketeers by myself in the woods

I wish rightmove would have little beard icons instead of drawing pins, to attract me to the most facially hairy parts!

[Stinklebell]

Yes

I do not like Aramis at all. I know admitting that is like me shitting on your doorstep, but there...I've admitted it

Not that I fancy the King, but he's filthy rich and could keep me in the manner I'd like to become accustomed to