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One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 21:58

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III
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LetUsPrey · 08/03/2014 17:17

Oh yes, forgot to say how much I liked Anne's notes and Atia's picture too.

Young guns, just having some fun

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 17:28

I think I've said this before but it has to be Athos as Musketeer, not Athos as poncy-son-of-a-noble. Leather and slightly unkempt - Yes! Lace and bouffy hair - Not so much!

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 17:44

Oooh I am LOVING this game!!

Can't join in yet, am very, very busy tidying/cooking racing against clock for the voice

But before donning my evening wear onesie, I will photograph a naked body part and post it!

Mavis.Love. I completely agree. Bouffant hair Athos , no thanks. Hot leathery dishevelled Athos looking about worse for wear, oh feckin yes indeedy!

Haha! iPhone just changed indeedy to I seedy.

I think it knows me.

Right then wenches, must dash! Back later for some wine and perving.

I do hope MTM is enjoying herself and hasn't choked on the Cardinals nob her garlic bread. I would hate for our last exchange to have been on unhappy terms this morning.

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 17:45

A BIT!

Not about.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 17:56

Thank you, Hannah. You made an extremely valid point in your post from 10.29am Angry the cardinal is mine. I was happy to share, I came up with the rota but Mtm said no. She can go and gnaw on a mars bar.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:01

Anne I think I love you a little bit Grin

Amazing beginnings of the spreadsheet. Shock

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 18:03

Oi! Horvath! You can't banish me. I have a badge. A job to do, Athos to shag. I simply won't go

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:05

Mavis Hmm what you have is a vadge. not badge. a vadge.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:12

Jeez, now I'm back everyone's fucked off. Fine.

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 18:17

badge/vadge/smadge.....I'm still not going....but I will turn a blind eye to you apparently sitting on the Cardinal while MTM is out.

I made a quiche today!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:31

I love Cardinal
Cardinal loves me
We are snogging up a tree

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:34

We are bethroted together
It is forever and ever
Cardinal and I
In the face of the world

Lalala lala la lalalaaa

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:42

All by myself
i'm all by myself
Don't want to be by myself anymooooooooore

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:43

Fuck it. Will kill the thread by myself

MavisGrind · 08/03/2014 18:47

you ok, Drink?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:48

Incy wincy Athos
Climbed my water spout
Down came the flush
And washed poor Athos down
Down came a wench
And dried poor Athos up
Incy wincy Athos went down (on) my water spout

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:50

To be honest Armand version would be better.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 08/03/2014 18:56

Round and round the garden
Like a sexy beast
One step two steps
Armand pounces me

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 19:10

I

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 19:11

LOVE

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 19:11

ATHOS

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 19:11

AND

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 19:11

MAVIS

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 19:11

CAN

HannahHorvath · 08/03/2014 19:12

KISS