THE VOICE- It's audition number 5! Bring on the returnees...

[Raahh]

This week, apparently, sees the return of a bloke who failed last year, and a woman who was part of a duo- Nu-Tarna. Do we remember Nu-Tarna? Possibly only for having a rubbish name.

And here's a song list- to warn you all in advance.

Steven Alexander
Your Game by Will Young

Fiona Kelly
Rule The World by Take That

Chris Royal
Wake Me Up by Avicii

Nick Dixon
Home Again by Elton John

Elesha Paul Moses
Everything Has Changed by Taylor Swift

Lucy Winter
Somebody To Love by Jefferson Airplane

Max Murphy
Electric Feel by MGMT

Joe Keegan
Keep Your Head Up by Ben Howard

James Byron
Cry Baby by Janis Joplin

Reece Bahia
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

Jolan
Beneath Your Beautiful by Labrinth feat. Emeli Sande

Yinka Williams
Paris (Ooh La La) by Grace Potter & The Nocturnals

Jade Mayjean Peters
Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi

Femi Santiago
My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder

I doubt very much we will actually see much of all these acts. We will probably see more of the friends/family/pets.

And some lad does Riverdance with Bill.je.suis.

Social life

See you next week

social life

Sue I stand corrected. You are funnier. Plus swearier.

Whoever came up with Waltzer Boy for Danny is my hero.

Do you also do GBB0 and Strictly?!

I think we decided that he looked like one on Facebook and the name got moved over here, last year. He's been Waltzer Boy or Danny O'Dodgems for us ever since. GBBO and Strickly et al tend to have more serious fans who have no truck with our nonsense. Some people do do both I think - Raah, do you do Strickly? We've long since scared off all the serious music lovers from these threads and I'm not sure music lovers watch this type of shite anyway

I used to do Strictly- but they tend to know what they are talking about on those threads. Unlike here, where it's not really essential to know anything about anything. And they are generally nice. So I have to sit on my hands, when really i want to say something scathing about a competitors dress.

So I lurk a bit, and make fun of the guest singing acts instead.

I used to do Dancing on Ice too, but it just got too much.

Missed it last night.......but couldn't resist a read of the thread today! Very funny...well done everyone!

Danny O'Dodgems