THE VOICE- It's audition number 5! Bring on the returnees...

[Raahh]

This week, apparently, sees the return of a bloke who failed last year, and a woman who was part of a duo- Nu-Tarna. Do we remember Nu-Tarna? Possibly only for having a rubbish name.

And here's a song list- to warn you all in advance.

Steven Alexander
Your Game by Will Young

Fiona Kelly
Rule The World by Take That

Chris Royal
Wake Me Up by Avicii

Nick Dixon
Home Again by Elton John

Elesha Paul Moses
Everything Has Changed by Taylor Swift

Lucy Winter
Somebody To Love by Jefferson Airplane

Max Murphy
Electric Feel by MGMT

Joe Keegan
Keep Your Head Up by Ben Howard

James Byron
Cry Baby by Janis Joplin

Reece Bahia
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

Jolan
Beneath Your Beautiful by Labrinth feat. Emeli Sande

Yinka Williams
Paris (Ooh La La) by Grace Potter & The Nocturnals

Jade Mayjean Peters
Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi

Femi Santiago
My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder

I doubt very much we will actually see much of all these acts. We will probably see more of the friends/family/pets.

And some lad does Riverdance with Bill.je.suis.

I much prefer Kylie to Jessie J which surprise me as I thought I liked her.

I'm sure Kylie has worms, all that wiggling around in her chair it's not natural.

Oh, he's a nice person.

He ain't gonna win.

Also how do they manage to get right at the last second press of the button if they don't know. Hmmmm?

Coco- it's such an obvious ploy. Keep warbling, someone will turn eventually.

He is rather gorgeous.

Did we ever start the 'I'm thinking of Melisma' baby name thread?

Femi Santiago sounds like someone from a Jackie Collins book.

Or a sanitary product.

Moln Exactly.

Awww sweet

Sneaky Willy

Sue- I don't think we did. Somewhere in the world, someone will have used it.

It was in reserve for Mariah, but she only had twins.

Does Kyls know about muzak. I mean actually know?

I actually don't really know who Ricky is. I should make the effort shouldn't I

Melisma would be a nice name. Or Riff for a boy. Then you could buy a puppy and call it Lick.

Ehhh??? How could S'tom be too late, when the others weren't . Unless he turned 2 minutes late.

This must be going on for another 2 weeks??

Moln- he's from the act of a generation, apparently.

Or 'The kaiser chiefs' as they are better known.

squoosh that is so NOT a shit song....

Boff, we used to have the lulz winding up the Baby Namers. Happy days.
hThey were worse than the pram huns for viciousness though

I'm on Splash! now. There's a hunk in trunks with an unfortunate Michael Jackson tattoo. At least it's not Savile.

See you next week!

See y'all.
I have recorded Splash

See you all next week, unless I'm in an iron lung.

I do love Stevie Clawdy, I just think his early stuff was too cheesy.

See you next week. Assuming we're spared and don't discover a social life in the interim

Ah, thanks, heard of the Kaiser Chiefs.