THE VOICE- It's audition number 5! Bring on the returnees...

[Raahh]

This week, apparently, sees the return of a bloke who failed last year, and a woman who was part of a duo- Nu-Tarna. Do we remember Nu-Tarna? Possibly only for having a rubbish name.

And here's a song list- to warn you all in advance.

Steven Alexander
Your Game by Will Young

Fiona Kelly
Rule The World by Take That

Chris Royal
Wake Me Up by Avicii

Nick Dixon
Home Again by Elton John

Elesha Paul Moses
Everything Has Changed by Taylor Swift

Lucy Winter
Somebody To Love by Jefferson Airplane

Max Murphy
Electric Feel by MGMT

Joe Keegan
Keep Your Head Up by Ben Howard

James Byron
Cry Baby by Janis Joplin

Reece Bahia
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

Jolan
Beneath Your Beautiful by Labrinth feat. Emeli Sande

Yinka Williams
Paris (Ooh La La) by Grace Potter & The Nocturnals

Jade Mayjean Peters
Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi

Femi Santiago
My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder

I doubt very much we will actually see much of all these acts. We will probably see more of the friends/family/pets.

And some lad does Riverdance with Bill.je.suis.

Why do I keep picturing this?

Also kylie needs to stop

I liked her!

Bet she has a diffuser on her hair dryer

Nothing wrong with a bit scrunching sue

Or a diffuser. They are the shizzle.

What???

Yeah, cos if she'd looked like business card lad, you'd have turned

Did she just flash her pants at Will Ich Bin?
Bit obvious innit? Very 80s.
S'Toma is there now "Well, I can see she's not a boy at least. See the minge, innit? There's lovely"

raah Marilyn. Eep that dates us.
Feckin hate little girly singers more than the feckin melisma all over the shop ones. melisma, do you like that?

Sleeze fest

I have a diffuser. It's essential for my mop. They are very hard to get these day- Because of all the GHD'd sheep in the world

"See the minge" ROFLMAO !

They do know don't they. They evidently do.

I love melisma- it's my favourite word on these threads

Ah look at Will ce moi pretending he's excited.

Bruce jenner will be getting slits next.

"You're kind of like me, but curvier"...yeah, and twenty years younger, Kyles.

She looks like a backing singer on Satuday Night at The Palladium

Of couse they know.

She looks like that one that used to be in Hollyoaks, ended up in NUTs magazine? Possibly called Gemma.

I don't know who Bruce Jenner is. I am content about that
She looks like a swimmer. Like an American Swimmer.

Kylie will send the huntsman to get her heart.

Atkinson. Gemma Atkinson.

Kylie will be leaving the soap on the shower floor backstage, Downton-style, mark my words.

Send the huntsman

I can't join in this week :(. DH has the computer and the phone is running out. My life is awful.

you knew, Kylie. You knew.