THE VOICE- It's audition number 5! Bring on the returnees...

[Raahh]

This week, apparently, sees the return of a bloke who failed last year, and a woman who was part of a duo- Nu-Tarna. Do we remember Nu-Tarna? Possibly only for having a rubbish name.

And here's a song list- to warn you all in advance.

Steven Alexander
Your Game by Will Young

Fiona Kelly
Rule The World by Take That

Chris Royal
Wake Me Up by Avicii

Nick Dixon
Home Again by Elton John

Elesha Paul Moses
Everything Has Changed by Taylor Swift

Lucy Winter
Somebody To Love by Jefferson Airplane

Max Murphy
Electric Feel by MGMT

Joe Keegan
Keep Your Head Up by Ben Howard

James Byron
Cry Baby by Janis Joplin

Reece Bahia
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

Jolan
Beneath Your Beautiful by Labrinth feat. Emeli Sande

Yinka Williams
Paris (Ooh La La) by Grace Potter & The Nocturnals

Jade Mayjean Peters
Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi

Femi Santiago
My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder

I doubt very much we will actually see much of all these acts. We will probably see more of the friends/family/pets.

And some lad does Riverdance with Bill.je.suis.

This guy needs to be careful of S'Toma.

He is stunning.

This will blow S'tom's mind. And pace maker.

I like JB now. Since Buzzcocks and Twatter. I have un-took agin him. Like we did with Le Bubbles.
Not the music, obvs. Never that

He looks like Jo Whiley (sp?)

"Dude looks like a lady"?

Kylie is so self absorbed and look at me.

Bring back Jessie J.

Coco

I hope they turn....

He looks like Bruce Jenner.

Come on will.

Sue i know what you mean.

But no, never the music

This isn't all that good, really.

But it's ok, people press after you've finished now.

I don't think Will was expecting that..!!!

The look on Bills face!

I love JB. Even more since he replied to a Twatterer who asked why it sounded like someone was standing on his willy that "the damn thing keeps getting under my feet".

Will's thinking fast
They've turned off S'Toma's mic

Coco- did you see that picture of Bruce the other day. Very, very scary.

Thank you for this thread! I deeply miss the Guardian LiveBlog this year so this is my substitute. I've had to re-read some old blog posts just to get my fix.

S'Tom really doesn't realise it's a bloke.

JB is lovely and has won Twatter all the live long

How polite are they being?

Tread carefully, S'Tom...

BoF

Freelance, we are MUCH funnier than the Guardian. I think you'll find we have utterly owned them for Voice, Jesus, Prentice AND XF

I saw the pic of him coming out of a clinic after getting a throat op, and then the pic where hes sporting a lovely bob